President Obama discusses Rush Limbaugh's incredibly small penis.
"...Too small for buttons..." President Obama describes
penis with iPod analogy.
At a press conference earlier today, President Obama addressed the public's concerns about health care reform with examples of the plan's potential to help a wide range of citizens, including political radio show host Rush Limbaugh. "Folks, we need to focus on ways to improve the quality of life for all Americans. Even those with penises this big, like Mr. Limbaugh. It reminds me of the new iPod Shuffle." Recent leaked photographs of Rush Limbaugh showing his baby-like genitals have been circling the internet in recent days, when President Obama received earlier images on his BlackBerry he was quoted saying: "I really hope this is photoshop, but if not - well it just explains a lot, doesn't it." With recent developments in stem cell research scientists have suggested Mr. Limbaugh's oxycotton-shrunk genitals might be reconstructable. Hoping to find common ground on health care reform, the President addressed Limbaugh's "sad little guy" as an example of America's increasing need for new, affordable medicine.
....oh, and he is also crushing your head. he's a great multitasker. (that was hpb)