dear wal-mart guy............i heart you...

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tightpantsandsex (9:53:45 PM): i could imagine it now *grabs pictures* (his hand gently rubs against mine) wal-mart guy:"oh im sorry" me: "uhh...its ok" wal-mart guy:" so....hows things?" me: "can you please leave me alone wal-mart guy" (then we punce on eachother and wildly make out