By; COnnor Walsh, and Nick Tuttle editors; Asa Witkowski Publishers; Jack kereuac Cinematography; Richard Kolklinsky
A Memoir to my dear friend in Euthanasia
WHAT IF::
1. I died: the age/ empire of terror would end
2. I kissed you: you would die and the age/ empire of terror would end
3. I lived next door to you: in they year 4020 AD earthquakes would engulf the world killing billions of children, crying children
5. I stole something: good job
6. I was hospitalized: i would pull the plug for you
7. I ran away from home: you could live under my porch, cause i would burn your house down
8. I got into a fight and you weren't there? i would hope yo ass got beat
::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::
9. Personality: penis
10. Eyes: fuck shit
11. Hair: brown. griddilin
12. Family: they look tasty
::WOULD YOU::
14. Keep a secret if I told you one? if it involved the scrofullous
15. Hold my hand? all night long, only if u were dead
16. Take a bullet for me? that depends on the type of scrofullous
17. Keep in touch? i like touch... deep touch
18. Try and solve my problems? smelborp ym evlos dna yrT
19. Love me? i already did
20. Date me? if you were gay
::HAVE YOU EVER::
21. Lied to make me feel better? i do everytime i talk to you
22. Wanted to kiss me? only when it was to my benifit
23. Wanted to kill me?
24. Broke my heart? yes and i keep half in my pocket
25. Kept something important from me? everyday (i pray a little bit)
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? Superfluously
27. Talked with me on the phone? phones are for the devil
28. Laughed at a joke that I made that wasn't remotely funny? i don't laugh
::AND MORE::
29. When and how did we meet? one day in the cold saharra of Nam, Vietnam, you were a vietnamesse prostitute trying to earn a fair buck, selling yourself. You came to me and asked me to buy you but i reclined, because i didn't want to get anything dirty. Then after that we were inseperable
30. Describe me in one word: a very fair and accurate person who thinks of themselves before others
31. What was your first impression? poopie
32. Do you still think that way about me now? poopie
33. What reminds you of me? poopie
34. If you could give me anything, what would it be? poopie
35. How well do you know me? generously
36. When's the last time you saw me? in my spaghetti
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? i killed dog... and ate it
editors; Asa Witkowski
Publishers; Jack kereuac
Cinematography; Richard Kolklinsky
A Memoir to my dear friend in Euthanasia
WHAT IF::
1. I died: the age/ empire of terror would end
2. I kissed you: you would die and the age/ empire of terror would end
3. I lived next door to you: in they year 4020 AD earthquakes would engulf the world killing billions of children, crying children
5. I stole something: good job
6. I was hospitalized: i would pull the plug for you
7. I ran away from home: you could live under my porch, cause i would burn your house down
8. I got into a fight and you weren't there? i would hope yo ass got beat
::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::
9. Personality: penis
10. Eyes: fuck shit
11. Hair: brown. griddilin
12. Family: they look tasty
::WOULD YOU::
14. Keep a secret if I told you one? if it involved the scrofullous
15. Hold my hand? all night long, only if u were dead
16. Take a bullet for me? that depends on the type of scrofullous
17. Keep in touch? i like touch... deep touch
18. Try and solve my problems? smelborp ym evlos dna yrT
19. Love me? i already did
20. Date me? if you were gay
::HAVE YOU EVER::
21. Lied to make me feel better? i do everytime i talk to you
22. Wanted to kiss me? only when it was to my benifit
23. Wanted to kill me?
24. Broke my heart? yes and i keep half in my pocket
25. Kept something important from me? everyday (i pray a little bit)
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? Superfluously
27. Talked with me on the phone? phones are for the devil
28. Laughed at a joke that I made that wasn't remotely funny? i don't laugh
::AND MORE::
29. When and how did we meet? one day in the cold saharra of Nam, Vietnam, you were a vietnamesse prostitute trying to earn a fair buck, selling yourself. You came to me and asked me to buy you but i reclined, because i didn't want to get anything dirty. Then after that we were inseperable
30. Describe me in one word: a very fair and accurate person who thinks of themselves before others
31. What was your first impression? poopie
32. Do you still think that way about me now? poopie
33. What reminds you of me? poopie
34. If you could give me anything, what would it be? poopie
35. How well do you know me? generously
36. When's the last time you saw me? in my spaghetti
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? i killed dog... and ate it
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