so i have taken to using that delightful expression first introduced to me by
coco73 whenever i screw things up (which is often).
it's amusing, and supplies accountability and lulz at the same time. it seems appropriate for all manner of screw-ups.
well almost all. consider the email i just sent my group because i accidentally overslept and failed to give the project one last look over before it was to be submitted at 9am:
"i'm really sorry everyone. i set my alarm but obviously shit the bed on waking up."
... yeahhhh.
i'm gonna go with "appropriate for all manner of screw-ups except for those actually involving YOUR BED" where people are inclined to take you at your literal word.