me: i am spectacularly behind and sinking. i tried to stay up all night but that failed.
imperfectmedium: aw, i'm sorry dude. is there anything i can do to help?
me: well not really... peace that passeth understanding?
imperfectmedium: you might have me confused with jesus. it's a common mistake. ;)
me: you do both look good in a strappy sandal. i almost wrote "stroppy" sandal: the sandal that gives you guff and always plays devil's advocate in an argument.