Jan 30, 2010 10:04
my dreams this week have consisted of:
clenching my jaw until all my teeth broke
eddie izzard being an american and giving a nature talk, then becoming english all of a sudden and being dressed in his red drag outfit and explaining that koalas, while cute looking, were actually quite handy at escaping vile predators like snakes and crocodiles. He then gave a demonstrations by taking a weird snake/croc thing (it was like it was both at the same time, but only one or the other) and sending it up a tree after the koala. I was very upset and started crying/ screaming because I thought the koala was going to get eaten, but it got away, and then I almost stepped on a stuffed gator.
Running around a hotel searching through rooms for condoms. Specifically, Lifestyle condoms in red packages (I think this detail is because yesterday on etsy or some such site I saw "condom boquets" made out of these.)
and other weird dreams that cause me to wake up terrified/ nervous as all get out.
I am so tired, and sleeping isn't helping.