The Incredible Disappearing Church

[dontkillleader]

So.

Um.

Anyone seen a ghost lately?

'Cause Church's body has been limp and lifeless for about... oooooooooh, three weeks, ever since the beginning of that stupd virus.

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[codeworddirtbag]

Um... what exactly happened?

[dontkillleader]

Seemed like he got ... SCARED by something, and then next thing I know...

THUNK.

Just a lifeless body sitting next to me.

[codeworddirtbag]

Scared? Well, there WAS Caboose and his rampant "helping"...

[dontkillleader]

Actually, I don't think it had to do with the dumberass.

It was after Tex posted during the virus, and its like that just... pushed him over the edge and he jumped ship.

[deathtotheblues]

I'm gonna guess the dirtbag's AWOL for pretty obvious reasons.

[dontkillleader]

Well, OBVIOUSLY.

Just don't know WHY.

[deathtotheblues]

It probably had to do with his metallic penny-whistle. Considering Tex was most likely affected by something. So much that it scared the soul out of him!

[dontkillleader]

His...

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OH YGGDRASIL WHY BAD MENTAL IMAGE

[pterano_yellow]

Huh, you don't suppose he was pulled back briefly do you? I mean, if he could do that whole GHOST thing and hop in and out of his body all the time, it would make sense that the ghost part went back...

... mmm naw. That's too easy.

[dontkillleader]

Yeah, it is, and it'd be weird that his BODY wouldn't get sent back with him, wouldn't it?

[pterano_yellow]

Yeah. Cause from what I've seen, the universe doesn't like to screw him over without at least having some mortal shell to get beaten with.

[dontkillleader]

Yeah, I mean, what's the fun otherwise?

[scrapperzen]

... This would just have to happen in October, wouldn't it?

[dontkillleader]

Happened in September, actually!

Just... thought he'd be back by now!

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NOT THAT I MISS HIM OR ANYTHING.

[dsire4knwledge]

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[dontkillleader]

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What?