the Bear Prince is highly amused.

[dontfeedthe]

Word to your mothers.

Just one word, now.  Not a bunch.  Just one.

New York is never going to know what hit it with me here now.  It's almost summer and I'm ripped and ready to go.  I think a beach party is in order.  Except without a beach but the ladies in hot ass bikinis strutting their stuff.  I approve of this idea greatly.

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[sluefooting]

I think you've got the wrong coast, sugar. I don't even think those New York chicks own bikinis.

[dontfeedthe]

I'm willing to dip into my funds to buy a couple.

[sluefooting]

Well ain't you just one generous philanthropist.

[dontfeedthe]

Very generous. I like to give 'til it hurts sometimes.

[sluefooting]

That so, dollface?

Well that's a down right admirable trait.

[dontfeedthe]

Thank you kindly. What can I say? I'm a giver.

[sluefooting]

A giver on the opposite side of the country.

Really a silly place for a bikini lover to be, but that's your hang up darling. Not mine. I've got all the bikinis and bikini clad girls I need here.

[dontfeedthe]

Well don't be greedy! Send some of them here. But make sure you poke holes in the boxes or they can't breathe.

[sluefooting]

You can;t take them out of their natural habitat, the silicone will melt and they won't know where to go for hair dye.

Better to breed a new species.

[dontfeedthe]

Ew! Silicone. I like tits to be real. I feel like I will break them if I get too rough with them. I bite, after all.

[sluefooting]

Now that's the sort of information to be revealed in private, doll.

[hookahed]

Only a couple. The rest go naked.

[sluefooting]

of course! For every act of charity there's always a few that have to go without.

[hookahed]

The question remains - what is the criteria for who the two recipients of this charity should be?

I'll be in L.A. this Sunday to be in the Gay Pride Parade. Will you be in the area?

[sluefooting]

You bet, darling! I've got a race Sunday night late but the day is fully open after breakfast.

[hookahed]

The parade starts at 11:00, on the corner of Santa Monica Blvd and Crescent Heights and ends at the festival site, on Robertson. I'm in Las Vegas now, but leaving here early tomorrow. It's going to be crowded, but I'll keep my eye out for you.