Half-rhymey Barney's POV poem thingy
She’s a butt-kicking, jaw-dropping action heroine
I’m the booze-gulping, girl-charming evil villain
We were made for each other
No, no--can't work together
Neither of us want it and that's that
We don't do love, we don't do couples,
We don't do sitting-at-the-bar-wondering-where-you-are come-and-we’ll-suit-up’lls
You're no bimbo beauty queen, I'm no muscle machine, why are we even considering this at all?
Maybe ‘cause we take what we want in life
Doesn’t mean we’re husband and wife
All I want is to see you today
Maybe steal a glance or two
And exchange a couple words once the rest have gone away.
She’s a real straight shooter, not a 10 but can’t get cuter,
And I am definitely only admiring the view.
Love is for Teds, and I’m nothing if not a pro
Don’t give a hint of warning, I just ditch ‘em in the morning
But I couldn’t do that to another bro
So.
Just avoid the talk, go ahead and gawk,
We’re not lovers, just a couple of friends
Too much feeling gets it silly (talking to YOU, Marshall, Lilly),
So we’re just friends, I don’t really mind
Well, yeah, it’s kinda hard, and I feel like a retard-but I’ll still fight
Because Feelings gotta die sometime,
Right?
I’m the booze-gulping, girl-charming evil villain
We were made for each other
No, no--can't work together
Neither of us want it and that's that
We don't do love, we don't do couples,
We don't do sitting-at-the-bar-wondering-where-you-are come-and-we’ll-suit-up’lls
You're no bimbo beauty queen, I'm no muscle machine, why are we even considering this at all?
Maybe ‘cause we take what we want in life
Doesn’t mean we’re husband and wife
All I want is to see you today
Maybe steal a glance or two
And exchange a couple words once the rest have gone away.
She’s a real straight shooter, not a 10 but can’t get cuter,
And I am definitely only admiring the view.
Love is for Teds, and I’m nothing if not a pro
Don’t give a hint of warning, I just ditch ‘em in the morning
But I couldn’t do that to another bro
So.
Just avoid the talk, go ahead and gawk,
We’re not lovers, just a couple of friends
Too much feeling gets it silly (talking to YOU, Marshall, Lilly),
So we’re just friends, I don’t really mind
Well, yeah, it’s kinda hard, and I feel like a retard-but I’ll still fight
Because Feelings gotta die sometime,
Right?