Comments | dontdotricks: It was so close

dontdotricks

Mar 20, 2009 19:31

You Are Probably Not Pregnant

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canmakeufeel March 20 2009, 08:37:47 UTC

Well, thank god for that. I was so worried I'd gotten you pregnant with my immensely powerful sperm.

dontdotricks March 20 2009, 08:40:33 UTC

This means I have to blame the bloating on the Chinese food.

canmakeufeel March 20 2009, 08:46:16 UTC

That's right, Gorgeous. Nothing to blame but the Kung-Pow Chicken.

dontdotricks March 20 2009, 08:49:10 UTC

I knew it was a bad idea. Pregnant would've sounded way more chique.

canmakeufeel March 20 2009, 08:57:23 UTC

At least you would have made a prettier pregnant man than the Terminator.

dontdotricks March 20 2009, 09:02:39 UTC

I have too magnifique a body to ruin it.

canmakeufeel March 20 2009, 09:11:07 UTC

A-fucking-men. I love that beautiful body of yours.

dontdotricks March 20 2009, 09:12:49 UTC

Are you trying to give me a hard-on, because it's working, mon amour.

canmakeufeel March 20 2009, 09:20:27 UTC

Want me to work it instead, Gorgeous?

dontdotricks March 20 2009, 09:27:17 UTC

How quick can you get here?

canmakeufeel March 20 2009, 09:32:56 UTC

Pretty damn quick. So just hold onto those dirty thoughts, lover.

dontdotricks March 20 2009, 09:34:38 UTC

I'm holding onto something, belle.

canmakeufeel March 20 2009, 09:39:20 UTC

Then you better have a couple more hard-ons in you, because I was planning on licking every delicious inch.

dontdotricks March 20 2009, 09:43:19 UTC

I'll steal Logan's Viagra.

canmakeufeel March 20 2009, 09:48:01 UTC

Is he really the type to use it?

dontdotricks March 20 2009, 09:52:00 UTC

He's about 800 years old, give or take a century or two. What do you think?

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