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☀ Las Vegas' Sunshine Therapy Office ☀
Having trouble sleeping? Been raped one too many times? In need of someone to talk to or a friendly shoulder to cry on? Look no further! Las Vegas' Sunshine Therapy Office run by Ronald Knox, honorary doctor*, is here to help. Stop in today-- your first session is 100% on us! Satisfaction semi-guaranteed!
Location: The Monte Carlo building on the Strip, near the Kusama General Clinic
Hours: Mon-Thurs: 10am-6pm
Fri-Sat: 12pm-5pm
Sun: Closed
Policies
Here at the Sunshine Therapy Office, we have some guidelines and policies we demand all our clients uphold. If you think you'll be unable to follow these few rules but still need the therapy, we will request that you consent to being chained to a chair before the session begins for our staff's and other patients' security.
➀ Non-consensual or dubiously-consensual acts will not be tolerated inside the office or at any group therapy locations. Consensual acts are limited to at least one (1) foot away from Dr. Knox's and the receptionist's desk for sanitation reasons.
➁ Weapons or items of nefarious intent are to be left in your hotel room and not brought onto the Sunshine Therapy Office's premises. If they absolutely must be for personal security, they should be left at the receptionist's desk before the session begins at a cost of one (1) additional chip per disallowed item (totaling up to four (4)-a bargain for those who carry twelve (12) shurikens on them at a time!).
➂ If there is any danger of patients taking couple's counseling attempting to kill each other during the session, please let Dr. Knox know ahead of time. Murderous intent towards one's partner should be kept to a minimum and will be guarded against.
➃ Any attempt on the life or livelihood of Dr. Knox and/or the rest of the Sunshine Therapy Office's staff will be handled with zero tolerance (unless forty (40) chips are paid for trauma and damages per staff member injured).
Private Services
30 Minutes Counseling Session - 2 chips
Having a rough time and just need to let it all out? Been getting off on choking when hatesexing some guy you barely know and want to reason out why? This is the ticket for single patients (or patients who just don't want their significant others knowing). For a straight half hour, you'll have Dr. Knox's full and undivided attention as he walks you through why you're developing this new form of sexuality or why you're falling in love with that bloke that likes to put his cigarettes out on your ass. Client confidentiality and zero judgment guaranteed!
45 Minutes Couple's Counseling Session - 5 chips
All right, so you've finally begun to admit to yourself that maybe you like like this guy you've been seeing, but there've been some bumps in the road. He wants whips, you want snuggles. You like hot candlewax, he's been hoping for some missionary where you stare deeply into each others' eyes. Both of you want to date other people, but then you're jealous when you find out about these allowed infidelities. Nobody's happy, so, what do you do? See Dr. Knox who will let both your voices be heard for the whole forty-five minute session. Through roleplay, 'hugging it out,' and sharing, you'll soon find that you're just the couple you've always dreamed of. Remember, boys: compromise is exercise-for the heart!
Therapy Groups
BDSM: Why Tying You Up Brings You Closer to Me (Wednesdays 4-4:30pm) - 1 chip per Patient
A group for those who like to take a walk on the kinkier side of life. Every other session will be held in Planet Hollywood where Dr. Knox and volunteers will show safe demonstrations of how to use various equipment for your s&m and disciplinary pleasures. Please note the Sunshine Therapy Office is not liable for non-consensual sex that occurs before or after the group meets.
Vanilla: My Favorite Flavor (1st and 3rd Saturdays of the month 4-5pm) - 1 chip per Patient
A group for the men of Las Vegas who prefer to keep their sex passionate, intimate, and free of physical restraints. Come and discuss the merits of giving yourself fully to another person with no manipulative strings or cockrings attached.
Heter-Oh No!: Las Vegas Doesn't Care About My Sexuality? (Tuesdays 2:30-3pm) - 1 chip per Patient
A group centered on the idea that Loki really doesn't seem to give much credence to the heterosexual or asexual man's orientation or preferences. If you're frustrated with the sexual-based hierarchy here in Sin City, here's a safe haven to vent and talk to your fellow hetero-life partners about why it hurts your feelings and sense of self that you've been forced to suck their cock for the last two months.
Have your own idea for a therapy group you'd like to see Dr. Knox run? Want to volunteer or offer some expertise or assistance? Leave a message with our receptionist next time you stop by and we'll see what we can do!
Remember: the most valuable part of our clinic is you!
Staff
Alois Trancy - Receptionist
The first face you'll see when entering the Sunshine Therapy Office will be the bright and dapper Alois Trancy! Once a lord (for pretend!) of his own estate, Alois is now here to serve you as a demon butler would if they actually cared about your feelings or well-being. If you'd like to schedule an appointment or have any questions about services provided, our own Mister Trancy will be more than happy to set you up and walk you through the process.
CIEL PHANTOMHIVE, SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS, HANNAH ANAFELOZ, ASH LANDERS, DROCELL KEINZ, and CLAUDE FAUSTUS should request to speak to Dr. Knox directly. Any prolonged time spent alone in ALOIS TRANCY's presence on office premises will not be tolerated.
Ronald Knox - Doctor/Practitioner*
For the last year, Dr. Knox has been practicing without a license and has yet to see why he shouldn't continue. He's helped some people and is willing to work for you. His methods are experimental, but his hope for a brighter future isn't!
*Ronald Knox is not certified or qualified in any way, shape, or form to give out advice or really call himself a doctor. If you find yourself suffering due to any suggestions/treatment given during private sessions or group therapy, Dr. Knox, the Sunshine Therapy Office, and/or any of its staff and affiliates are not liable to be sued, raped, murdered, slandered, beaten, disemboweled, hung, soul-raped, and/or mindfucked.
Now Hiring
security, a second receptionist, group leaders