a) ... b) I kind of want to and am terribly afraid to (and also not bothered to) read that now... c) ... d) AVPS WIN. e) Just gonna throw in another '...' because, well, ... f) Wait, have you not been to Hell? It's not that bad really, but admittedly the stamp is more of a tattoo, so it kinda hurts, but it's totally worth it. Getting back in can be kinda hard without it (trust me, I tried). But seriously, why haven't you been there? You have read Harry Potter haven't you? Were you like, not enticed into witchcraft or something? You mustn't have been paying very much attention. I hate it when people misread things like that, totally missing the point. Anywho, though, you should go visit, and you should definitely get the stamp. Also, see if you can get into their pen-pal system! The little devils down there can be pretty insightful, y'know, and it makes a great break from some of the more dull aspects of life on earth, it really does
( ... )
a. This. b. Read the first half, that's where all the analysis is. After that, it starts talking about a performance which sounds almost as stupid as the allegory. c. This. d. YAY I <3 AVPM/S
OH MY GOD THAT GIF HAS ME SQUEALING AND DOING A RETARDED FLAPPY-HAND-FLAILY-DANCE-THING YOU HAVE JUST ENRICHED MY LIFE. CANNOT. LOOK. AWAY. TOO CUTE. "WELL IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT ONE NOW" *INSERT KEYBOARD MASH HERE*
Oooh, you went with the deluxe design? Nice choice. I just got the simple flame design, but I got this wicked goat in the centre in this invisible ink stuff, so it only shows up under UV lights. It's pretty awesome, and totally worth the extra effort. Plus it means I get free ice cream from Beelzebub's. You ever been there? You should stop round next time you're down there, it's pretty awesome, once you get over the screams of the live unicorns being slaughtered behind the shop windows to make the cones. But at least they're sparkly! (OH GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, I REALLY SHOULD STOP NOW.)
Yeah, I guess they only reserve it for the really advanced sinners or something? Mine has glow-in-the-dark ink - when it gets dark, the star turns into the mouth of the Freudian vagina monster from Star Wars, it's pretty neat. Really freaks my victims out, too.
*musical interlude*
Ooh, no, I was meaning to go there last week but they were remodeling - Is it true they've got new upholstery? I heard they were making it from baby skins - I hope so, I thought the puppy furs they used to use were a bit tacky. We should totally meet up there sometime - nobody makes a Doomsdae like they do.
Oh, now that's just awesome. I've never really gotten into the whole destroying people thing, I prefer not to get my hands too dirty, but I have taken up my own little business in soul-crushing long-windedness and rambling, and it's actually surprisingly successful. Nothing like the other kinds of things, but as I said - prefer not to get my hands dirty. Not to mention that I'm far too lazy to get out and actively, physically antagonise and victimise others
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Ah, neat! I considered majoring in Oppressive Intellect, but eventually went for Heart-Attack-Inducingly Bad Theatre. Really, there's nothing like declaiming "TO BE... OR NOT TO BE!" to some horrified old actor while flashing them the vagina monster on your arm. Still brings tears to my eyes every time.
(See also: Iago's theme song.)
Damn! Figured I'd get it wrong. Beelzebub's is the one that has the seat stuffing made of the souls of the innocent, though, right? Oh, Fly-Lord's... *snort* Remember when that used to be a decent place? Then they started letting all those English brats in. Really. I mean, we are in Hell, but you'd think they could at least impose an age limit or something
( ... )
Okay, I have to stop now, because I'm running out of ideas. You win this round, I suppose (even if you were as unaware as I that it was a competition). But man, has this been a ridiculously fun exchange.
Atheism as the One True Religion - I think the oxymoron is going to make my brain explode.
YOU, SIR, ARE A GENIUS. (And now I'm extremely eager to know what a Doomsdae with allegory sauce tastes like. Any good?)
b) I kind of want to and am terribly afraid to (and also not bothered to) read that now...
c) ...
d) AVPS WIN.
e) Just gonna throw in another '...' because, well, ...
f) Wait, have you not been to Hell? It's not that bad really, but admittedly the stamp is more of a tattoo, so it kinda hurts, but it's totally worth it. Getting back in can be kinda hard without it (trust me, I tried). But seriously, why haven't you been there? You have read Harry Potter haven't you? Were you like, not enticed into witchcraft or something? You mustn't have been paying very much attention. I hate it when people misread things like that, totally missing the point.
Anywho, though, you should go visit, and you should definitely get the stamp. Also, see if you can get into their pen-pal system! The little devils down there can be pretty insightful, y'know, and it makes a great break from some of the more dull aspects of life on earth, it really does ( ... )
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b. Read the first half, that's where all the analysis is. After that, it starts talking about a performance which sounds almost as stupid as the allegory.
c. This.
d. YAY I <3 AVPM/S
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"WELL IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT ONE NOW"
*INSERT KEYBOARD MASH HERE*
Oooh, you went with the deluxe design? Nice choice. I just got the simple flame design, but I got this wicked goat in the centre in this invisible ink stuff, so it only shows up under UV lights. It's pretty awesome, and totally worth the extra effort. Plus it means I get free ice cream from Beelzebub's. You ever been there? You should stop round next time you're down there, it's pretty awesome, once you get over the screams of the live unicorns being slaughtered behind the shop windows to make the cones. But at least they're sparkly!
(OH GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, I REALLY SHOULD STOP NOW.)
*Oh god, please do.
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Yeah, I guess they only reserve it for the really advanced sinners or something? Mine has glow-in-the-dark ink - when it gets dark, the star turns into the mouth of the Freudian vagina monster from Star Wars, it's pretty neat. Really freaks my victims out, too.
*musical interlude*
Ooh, no, I was meaning to go there last week but they were remodeling - Is it true they've got new upholstery? I heard they were making it from baby skins - I hope so, I thought the puppy furs they used to use were a bit tacky. We should totally meet up there sometime - nobody makes a Doomsdae like they do.
(NO PLEASE DON'T EVER STOP XD)
*ENJOY
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(See also: Iago's theme song.)
Damn! Figured I'd get it wrong. Beelzebub's is the one that has the seat stuffing made of the souls of the innocent, though, right? Oh, Fly-Lord's... *snort* Remember when that used to be a decent place? Then they started letting all those English brats in. Really. I mean, we are in Hell, but you'd think they could at least impose an age limit or something ( ... )
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Atheism as the One True Religion - I think the oxymoron is going to make my brain explode.
YOU, SIR, ARE A GENIUS. (And now I'm extremely eager to know what a Doomsdae with allegory sauce tastes like. Any good?)
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Just let it happen.
(Delicious - like the melted souls of ten thousand self-respecting literary scholars!)
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