The dog wants... a dog.

[dontcallmespot]

So uh, today I'm sitting in my cube, playing on Lostpedia filling out an Excel spreadsheet, and like, it hits me.

I don't have a dog.

Why don't I have a dog?

I mean, if anyone should have an awesome dog, it should be me.

Dogs are man's best friend!

Clearly, I need a dog. STAT.