The dog is not prepared for hearts and roses.

[dontcallmespot]

[Blocked from Elena Morales]

Valentine's Day is SCARIEST DAY OF THE ENTIRE YEAR.

Oh my GOD.

Somebody help please.

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[thatrapscallion]

Dude, chill! Valentine's Day is super easy.

You should serenade her!

[dontcallmespot]

WHAT?

[thatrapscallion]

Sing for her! Chicks love that sort of thing.

[givinggifts]

Uh, Murdock, dear? I'm not sure that's the best idea, unless he's actually a musician.

[thatrapscallion]

Oh come on, women love that sort of thing!

[givinggifts]

...not if the singing is atrocious, we don't.

I've been a woman more times than I've been a man. Trust me. Stick to poetry.

[thatrapscallion]

Yeah, but poetry's pretty hard and totally didn't work for me.