♠ Three of Hearts ♠ {Video}

[dontcallmegol]

{No worries Discedo there won't be any naked pirates or weird sexual things going on in this broadcast. You can see Ace, sitting in what may be a spot in Baiken's place, certainly not the hospital. He's fiddling with something tiny and what appears to be made out of dried grass. It's one of the rare moments that he's not wearing his orange hat atop

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[lilredsorceress]

But in all seriousness, the first group is closer to the volcano than seems safe. Some town, covered in ashes. It just... gives me a real bad feeling. 'Specially when I saw it on Lord Prydain's box... I was so sure a zombie or ghost was gonna come shambling out.

[dontcallmegol]

Well, I'm glad you didn't mind. Unfortunately not many seemed to appreciate the view.

{...}

Hm, that is troublesome. {Lord Prydain?} Let's hope nothing catches them off guard.

[lilredsorceress]

Hey, a butt's a butt, and even better when it looks good.

Yeah, just creepy. I hope they've got a cleric with them.

[dontcallmegol]

Well, thanks.

Cleric?

[lilredsorceress]

A priest. But I guess your priests here don't do magic. Ours back home can, they pray to the gods to grant them strength, and the gods reward their lifetime of devotion with magic. Plus, holding up their holy symbol and praying will make undead flee. Sometimes they just die... poof! Disappear in a cloud of dust or bones.

[dontcallmegol]

Oh, I see. That sounds pretty badass!

If we had any of those back home I think I'd be in trouble.

[lilredsorceress]

They're awesome. My sister is one! She's an elf.

[dontcallmegol]

What's an elf?

[lilredsorceress]

They're... elves! They've got pointy ears, and high cheekbones, and they live for hundreds of years! And they have their own language... Elvish is very very pretty!

[dontcallmegol]

...

Wow! They sound pretty cool.

If she's your sister...than you're an elf too?

[lilredsorceress]

Er... no. See, our dad was the God of Murder. He sent down avatars... which are like human-sized versions of him... down to Toril, our planet. He found out that the head god, Ao, was going to turn all the other gods into mortals in punishment for their sins. And he found out that he was gonna get killed when that happened

[dontcallmegol]

{He was staring at his communicator trying to comprehend all of that.}

So...you're a half-god?

Huh...you must have a huge family then. That must make gift-giving holidays kind of rough.

I was adopted and raised by Luffy's grandfather, so we're brothers in that way. Kind of like your sister only... not related by blood at all.

My story's not nearly as interesting.

[lilredsorceress]

Yeah, but I only spend time with my sister and her husband. And now, my niece. Some of our friends too, that we used to adventure with.

Yeah, a half-god. I gave up my divine spark to make sure nobody else could become god or goddess of murder though.

[dontcallmegol]

Ah, adventuring, now that's something I'm a little more familiar with.

{Murder god? Why would they want a god for that? He could only imagine the way the people would pay homage.}

I see...

[lilredsorceress]

Yeah, I miss it. Strapping on your boots and going down the road, waiting to see where it took you.

Yeah. It was... I never got as bad as my sister did.

[dontcallmegol]

In my case it'd be hopping aboard my skiff and kicking up the turbines to take to the sea. Opening the sail and going where the wind would take me.

{God how he missed the open ocean.}