♠ A Pair of Twos ♠ {Accidental Video}

[dontcallmegol]

{The feed turns on to show Discedo a room, it's not the most organized room, there's a couch that's seen better days with a big white... coat? draped over it, but it can't be, no one is THAT huge right? They'd have to be as tall as two full grown men. You can see a huge barrel with some Spanish scrawled over it (stating some sort of brand of spiced

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[fierybluebird]

[He's with Luffy on this one. That was hilarious. Of course it's Marco though, so far more concealed behind a fond grin.]

And here I thought nothing could wake you up when you fell asleep.

[dontcallmegol]

{Glare.} Yeah, well, there are some exceptions.

[fierybluebird]

I'll remember that for the future.

[dontcallmegol]

The hell you will. You stay away from my balls.

[fierybluebird]

[There are like A THOUSAND things Marco debates saying to that. The trick question is can he resist the perverted?]

That sounds boring.

[dontcallmegol]

You fondle me enough in your sleep. {Resistance is futile.}

[fierybluebird]

Oh shit, really?

That explains the dreams about tiny marbles. [Apparently that was a small joke.]

[dontcallmegol]

... Yo-- {Ouch dood. Calling him small :<}

THEY ARE NO--

You're an ass. {Now he's disgruntled, way to go.}

[fierybluebird]

Yeah, yeah, I know. [Blows a mock kiss and then pauses.] I haven't... actually been doing that... have I?

[Wow, apparently he's genuinely worried he just sleep molests Ace. Damn you Seifer selling Japan's doujinshi for a fish.]

[dontcallmegol]

{He acts as if that kiss hit him, wincing a little, then he goes cross-eyed, appears to choke and keels over.

Then from the floor...} ... not on purpose? More like, accidentally brushing me. I mean, there's only so much space on that couch.

[fierybluebird]

[Hm. Awkward.]

Want me to start getting my own place?

[dontcallmegol]

Well there IS another bed now. {Or should be, unless luffy broke it or something being a big dumb monkey kid.}

But I don't mind either way. {Cause, you're his bro and he's cool with your company.}

[fierybluebird]

I'm supposed to be the adult here... but I like having Pops' jacket around.

[Even longer pause, brb getting all gushy and serious on you bro.] And you.

[dontcallmegol]

{He smiles a little at that, oh you, so sentimental. No but really, he clears his throat.}

Do... you want the couch? I mean, I could take the bed instead?

[fierybluebird]

It's more that I want you mate.

[Sigh, he just can't deal with this apparently. Spring's just screwing with him and he doesn't want to be clingy.] I'm going to go make some food. [Wanders off into the kitchen abruptly.]

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[dontcallmegol]

{Blink. Blink.

Whoa. Wait. What just happened here.}