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July.
For Fourth of July weekend, Fran, Tim Dixon, Marina, Radar and I went to Virginia Beach.
Most of my photos of the weekend were taken on the same day Tim Dixon wore one of his Chuck Norris shirts.
Admittingly, the shirt is funny, but Tim Dixon was stopped numerous times and told a Chuck Norris fact.
As if the facts will still get a laugh three years later.
As if someone can be fan enough to buy a T-shirt of Chuck Norris but not have knowledge that Chuck Norris facts exist.
As if Chuck Norris' popularity does not rest on the facts, but, instead, on his movies and infomercials.
Unbelievable.
Hey, great shirt! Hey, guess what?
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
What a difference four seconds makes.
Oh man, that's so funny. Did you hear?
(Honestly waits for a response.)
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
hahahahahahahaha.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
hahahahahahahaha.
Did you know Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open?
This is an artist's rendering of a photo I said I wouldn't post.
Taken on the long ride home from Virginia.
Carlos...
January. February. March. April. May. June. Everyday.