Apr 23, 2008 12:12
13 things you hope you never hear your significant other say.
* How do you know? It's not happened yet.
* I really want to make you feel better, calmer, right now, but I just don't know how.
* You're slowing me down.
* Maybe you interpreted that vision wrong...
* I can't... do this. I need the real nourishment.
* Since you're wrong as often as right, what good does your gift do?
* She looks really terrible in that dress you suggested for her.
* How much could you know? You came from a lunatic asylum in the first place.
* Oh, grow up!
* He's gone, Alice.
* She's gone.
* I couldn't do war for life... but I don't think I can really do peace either. What... what do I do?
* I've signed up to work for the Volturi.
Mind you, I am pretty certain he really won't. Or some of them, he should better hope I never hear from him.
Muse: Alice Cullen
Fandom: Twilight series
tl13,
ic,
jasper,
the voltury