losing weight
For all guys in bands:
that instrument doesn't make up for the fact that you are incapable of having a conversation, it isn't appealing, it won't trick people into liking you, and IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU ANY COOLER. fucking losers.
But now we're gonna go to a lighter note. It's more fitting anyway, considering I have two days off inarow!!! This report is coming from jersey, I had to come home to do laundry. It's boring here, although I don't have a TV in the city. But I can smoke cigarettes in my apartment. I do wish I had a girlfriend who liked to smoke up all the time and walk around the city with me while we make fun of men and trade masturbation material, but doesn't work 50 hours a week. Someone who enjoys holding [amputated] hands, long walks off short piers, and shopping. If you think you fit this description call me at 666-LEGS, or [201]694-9108.
that instrument doesn't make up for the fact that you are incapable of having a conversation, it isn't appealing, it won't trick people into liking you, and IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU ANY COOLER. fucking losers.
But now we're gonna go to a lighter note. It's more fitting anyway, considering I have two days off inarow!!! This report is coming from jersey, I had to come home to do laundry. It's boring here, although I don't have a TV in the city. But I can smoke cigarettes in my apartment. I do wish I had a girlfriend who liked to smoke up all the time and walk around the city with me while we make fun of men and trade masturbation material, but doesn't work 50 hours a week. Someone who enjoys holding [amputated] hands, long walks off short piers, and shopping. If you think you fit this description call me at 666-LEGS, or [201]694-9108.