The Cardinal Rules of Hobo Dan
Saturday, November 26, 2005
I have a series of personal rules (actually just three), a list of things that I don't do because they're just so wrong.
Personal Rule No. 1:
Never buy any underwear that one would be embarrassed to be wearing if one was in a car accident.
Personal Rule No. 2:
Never fart in the shower. The fart smell mixes with the warm water and gets worse and makes the whole room smell like warm fart.
Personal Rule No. 3:
Never go a day without listening to music.
I have a series of personal rules (actually just three), a list of things that I don't do because they're just so wrong.
Personal Rule No. 1:
Never buy any underwear that one would be embarrassed to be wearing if one was in a car accident.
Personal Rule No. 2:
Never fart in the shower. The fart smell mixes with the warm water and gets worse and makes the whole room smell like warm fart.
Personal Rule No. 3:
Never go a day without listening to music.