And this is why its so hard for me to not run away ...
My friends and i are stupid .... they make me laugh though i love them ...
Here's some of the things said from today at Pitt Meadows Day lol.
Megan: That sounds like the most terriblest book ever!
Aaron: Pretty sure thats the terriblest word right there!
Jason: i'm so going to fail my drivers test
Cole: yup probably
Jason: I KNOW!!! I can go in with you Cole and pretend i'm blind and then copy your answers
Me: umm, they dont let blind people drive idiot
Aaron: we should DEFINATLY make a movie
Me: umm last time i checked my id it didn't say Paris Hilton dude
Me: look it's father time!!... where's his time sands?
Nikki: hourglass? you mean hourglass you dumbass....
Me: not doing much. chillin. eating characters.
Cole: eating characters?! Is that some fancy slang for "reading letters" or something?
Me: I meant carrots.
Me: what happened to all your food?!
Kristin: i ate it
Me: WHAT!? you had to have hid it!
Kristin: nope i ate it all
Me: the cupboard was full!
Kristin: yup. i ate it all. it's been a week
Kristin:welcome to my life!!
Me: hello. we're talking about me here.
Kristin: that's SO going on my blog.
I point to a picture "this is so pretty"
Erin: "what is it?"
Me: i dont know? but i didn't want to sound stupid and i wanted you to explain it to me
Megan: Could I get married without really being married?
Me: uhh no.
Megan: but like does it count if you get married in the states?
Me: i'm pretty sure it counts anywhere hun...
"my only standard is that the girl has to be able to count to six without saying 'umm'" -Dave
"if you had worn a hoody we could have pretended we were going for a run, but instead we look like scrubby hobos"
Me: I could have forbidden him to gone
Nikki: I do believe that was the worst sentence in the english language.
Me: i try
"would you like us to bring some GONG to your SHOW Phill?" Me to Phill
"i can't believe you fell here" ... "i can't believe you just did either" - Me and Dave after we both tripped over the samething.
"paper, rock, scissors for who has to tell the whore's to leave" - Me and Kristin
"i have a better chance of getting hit by lightening, while hitting a hole-in-one, with the winning lottery ticket in my pocket than i have of THAT ever happening" - Poor Cole was telling me his chances of hooking up with Megan
IIIIIIT'S hurricane ASSSSSSSSSSHOLE out there... and we just got hit ladies" - Me telling Megan and Kristin about Kristian
"it says 'do not ingest' but a little bit can't be that bad for you" uhhh sure Aaron
Me: i hate...
Jen: kids?
Me: yah that's probably why i dont have any
Jen: yah, i'll probably be the first to have kids and you'll be the first to get marr... noooope, nope that is a lie, a big big lie
"pretty sure you girls should stop saying "pretty sure right the pretty fucking sure NOW" apparently it gets annoying after a while.
"we may as well go for night three... see how we feel in the morning and then decide if it was a bad idea or not?" not the greatest logic on my part.
Scott says to me: "i just want to throw this out there but you and Megan should hook up and tape it and then sell it at her work...
I reply: Scott I'm not getting naked with Megan
His answer to that: but you'd make a lot of money and could retire early
QUESTION: Could you survive for months if you got stuck on an island?
MY ANSWER: No, but I sure would last longer than Megan.
"Tor you're the farthest person from slutty or fat or stupid or crazy or anything i havent just said that someone has called you that i know" Kristin my hero
"that crack smoking, coke head, slut yeti is on msn again" haha Melissa(L)