Want Your Bad Romance

[dontasktrix]

Concept totally ripped from axiomnexus

[Slipstream is somewhere not canon to anything, ranting about the loser prototype, when, from seemingly nowhere, something like synthesized harpsichord music starts to play. As if under a spell, Slipstream begins singing.]



[Electronic dance music starts to play.]

Oh, caught in a bad romance
Oh, caught in a bad romance

[The Dance music picks up tempo. The scene changes to a dim room containing a row of stasis pods. A light pans over as Starscream's clones climb from the pods in slow, jagged movements. Together they sing:]

Khi, koh, kah, koh, koh
Vrooma, vrooma, go
Pew-pew, pew-pew, oh
Want your bad romance

Khi, koh, kah, koh, koh
Vrooma, vrooma, go
Pew-pew, pew-pew, oh
Want your bad romance

[Slipstream, still singing, stands center of the line of clones, who break into perfectly coordinated dance as strobes light their movements.]

I have your visage, I have your alt-mode
[Slipstream frames her face with her talons.]
I have your everything as long as they don't
[Slipstream extends her talons to each side to gesture to the others.]
I want your love Love, love, love, I want your love

I have your drama, the lilt of your voice
[Slipstream strikes a self-important pose.]
I have your shapely Seeker boot heels - so choice
[Slipstream bends to touch the tip of her thruster, then drags her talons up her leg.]
I want your love Love, love, love, I want your love
(Love, love, love, I want your love)

[The lights come up, revealing a nearly featureless room of typical Decepticon design, as two of the clones grasp Slipstream by her arms and drag her forward, toward a large tub. (Probably used for oil baths.) Slipstream struggles against them as she continues to sing.]

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad, bad romance

I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
I want your love, and all your love is revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

Oh, caught in a bad romance
Oh, caught in a bad romance

[The scene shifts again with an apparent jump cut as Slipstream stands in the room, surrounded by the other clones, who sing with her.]

Khi, koh, kah, koh, koh
Vrooma, vrooma, go
Pew-pew, pew-pew, oh
Want your bad romance

[Slipstream's shoulder armor is pried away, bearing the joints of her protoform layer. She breaks away from the others and moves forward, dancing and singing.]

I have your shell type, I have your design
[Slipstream turns toward stage left and flexes her wings.]
I have your deco, 'cept your red's not so fine.
[Slipstream flicks her talons quickly over the violet armor over her hips.]
I want your love Love, love, love, I want your love

[Slipstream drops and crawls forward, as if pleading.]

I have your cockpit, my canopy's blue
[On her knees, Slipstream caresses her cockpit canopy with the talons of her right hand.
Have you on my radar now, baby, that's true
[Slipstream smirks and points outward.]
I want your love Love, love, love, I want your love
(Love, love, love, I want your love)

[Slipstream is joined again by the other clones, who dance along with her as she sings.]

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
('Cause I'm your clone, baby)
I want it bad, bad romance

I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
I want your love, and all your love is revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

Oh, caught in a bad romance
Oh, caught in a bad romance

[The scene shifts to some location with atmosphere, where Slipstream and the other clones are in alt-mode. Their voices can still be heard singing, as they perform an elaborate series of coordinated stunts.]

Khi, koh, kah, koh, koh
Vrooma, vrooma, go
Pew-pew, pew-pew, oh
Want your bad romance

Khi, koh, kah, koh, koh
Vrooma, vrooma, go
Pew-pew, pew-pew, oh
Want your bad romance

Climb, climb, higher, baby
Wag that aileron thing, crazy
fly, fly, faster, baby
Lock that target thing, crazy

Climb, climb, higher, baby
Wag that aileron thing, crazy
fly, fly, faster, baby
Catch me if you can, baby

[The scene shifts again, to a Decepticon throne room. Slipstream, viewed from behind, processes slowly toward the throne.]

I want your love, and I want your revenge
I want your love, I don't wanna be friends
J'ai ton amour et je veux ton revenge
J'ai ton amour, I don't wanna be friends

[The other clones enter quickly from the left and right and break again into coordinated dance moves. The view moves around to show Slipstream from the front. She belts the words to her song, with the others singing back-up.]

No, I don't wanna be friends
(Oh, caught in a bad romance)
I don't wanna be friends

Want your bad romance
(Oh, caught in a bad romance)
Want your bad romance

I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
I want your love, and all your love is revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

Want your bad romance
(Oh, caught in a bad romance)
Want your bad romance
Want your bad romance
(Oh, caught in a bad romance)

Khi, koh, kah, koh, koh
Vrooma, vrooma, go
Pew-pew, pew-pew, oh
Want your bad romance

[Slipstream takes a seat on the throne, as the dance beats fade and the harpsichord-like melody plays again.]