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dontask_pcandy

What the f***?

Apr 28, 2009 23:11

A man wearing a leather jacket and big ears has just run off with my hat. ( what the f... )

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ask_aboutcoffee April 28 2009, 22:34:44 UTC

Very important, hats. No doubt he had good reason.

Bet she keeps the hat on in bed. Not saying I'd be disappointed, mind you.

rednwhiterose April 28 2009, 22:47:51 UTC

Careful there Ianto, Jack might get jealous. ;0)

ask_aboutcoffee April 28 2009, 22:48:56 UTC

You don't know Jack very well, huh.

rednwhiterose April 28 2009, 22:54:27 UTC

Jealous is just another word for him wanting to join in.

ask_aboutcoffee April 28 2009, 22:54:57 UTC

Oh, well, in that case, yes. I'm not sure he'd even wait for us to start first.

rednwhiterose April 28 2009, 22:55:50 UTC

Impatient, isn't he.

ask_aboutcoffee April 28 2009, 22:56:56 UTC

I'm not sure if you can call it that if it's just his natural state. It's like calling the ocean "wet".

rednwhiterose April 28 2009, 22:57:54 UTC

However, do you cope?

ask_aboutcoffee April 28 2009, 23:01:05 UTC

I manage somehow.

Cope? Do you know how much sex I have? Isn't this every man's dream?

rednwhiterose April 28 2009, 23:05:34 UTC

I'm sure it's rather trying. Just like trying to respond to your comment. :0)

dontask_pcandy April 28 2009, 23:06:14 UTC

Isn't one of the reasons for being gay to have more sex, or is that just a stereotypical view?

ask_aboutcoffee April 28 2009, 23:12:47 UTC

Gay people don't have any more sex than straight people. It's just a perk of dating Jack.

Besides, I still fancy women, I'm just not sleeping with any at the moment. Like you, all the women I know are either workmates or aliens suspects.

dontask_pcandy April 28 2009, 23:29:53 UTC

So...

Do I ask the obvious, how's the being bi, more choice or less choice? or more choice because you'r more difficult to please??

ask_aboutcoffee April 28 2009, 23:35:40 UTC

More choice, I reckon, but only because of the wider pool of candidates. I don't see why fancying both should make a person any more or less difficult to please than they would be otherwise. I still want good hygiene (HART LOOKING AT YOU) and being a looker never hurts and someone who won't be too fussed about my sleeping habits.

Of course, if I were to pick out someone now, they'd have to be able to deal with Jack, too. That does narrow the band quite a bit.

dontask_pcandy April 28 2009, 23:55:03 UTC

I think someone who doesn't mind that I can't choose who to arrest, like I'm not a superhero or anything, and taller and understanding of basic car structure, and rugby, and looks good in lingerie...

Or passing at good on the way to excellent in lingerie; I am woth that.

ask_aboutcoffee April 29 2009, 00:33:37 UTC

Check, check, check, almost-check, check -- what do you know. Jack's your perfect woman!

He's a bit iffy on rugby but you can't have everything.

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