Mob of masked men

[dontask_pcandy]

I'll get onto the details after I've helped sort this weird demo of pointy toothed protesters.  God knows why they're all in boilersuits, suppose its some attempt to avoid forensic evidence being left behind.  They are well hard as fighters, and shout a lot.  At least they're not throwing paving stones at us, I hate having to dodge paving stones

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[ask_aboutcoffee]

Well done Andy! You may be a motley looking lot but you're obviously Cardiff's finest nonetheless.

Drinks tonight certainly, but I'm afraid business first. Torchwood's on its way to offer a bit of backup, we've some new chemical weapons that ought to work a treat and we've been after this mob for a while. Just hold them until we get there (Gwen's Rhys is bringing a lorry for transport).

I know you hate it when we steal your nick, but look at it this way: less paperwork!

[dontask_pcandy]

Well, they're a strange lot and no mistake. Not one placard amongst them but they were all gathered outside the sewing machine shop in the main High Street area so we had to act right away. You'll be dealing with the Bristol lot then, set your management type onto their management type and just stand back and watch the fun. All us lads are looking forward to it. Can't say "lads" anymore, the riot squad is multi-gender AND multi-ethnic by sheer accident.

Neon hooror with alcohol and dancing soon, text me.

[ask_captainjack]

How could anything neon be a hooror???? I LOVE NEON!

[dontask_pcandy]

Neon teens with high alcohol levels are a horror, trust me. The high pitched giggling for a start is enough to make you grind your teeth, and the bizarre footwear next to three colours of neon legwarmers and those footless tights... some of the girls look cute though, but I like them legal thankyou.

[hab318princess]

JUST BE CAREFUL - they are not rioters, they sound like Weevils - dangerous aliens that normally live in the sewers - come on, you must remember them!

your new colleague sounds interesting, what's her name?

[dontask_pcandy]

Miss, are you sure you've not had one too many? Don't drive unless you're sure, eh?

New collegue is agressively single but I don't think I'm her type exactly; not exactly sure why but she's got more city cop survival stories than the whole of the rest of the shift put together.

[ask_captainjack]

The more sturdy, dependable lads to stand in the rain and guard our police tape the better, Andy!

[dontask_pcandy]

She stripped down in the locker room and changed without a qualm which scared us blokes a lot, it was unseemly and implied that she didn't consider our feelings worthwhile at all. She's sturdy but well proportioned and I'm censoring those thoughts right there, look what happened the last time I started to think of a fellow copper as a woman as well.
:(

[timeagency]

Oh, dear, this sounds so dangerous. Please do be careful, Andy. It sounds like Cardiff is lucky to have you and it would be terrible should the city have to learn to do without.

And don't you abandon me for your new partner (just because you don't love her now doesn't mean she won't grow on you) until we've at least had a chance to meet and watch one another eat.

[dontask_pcandy]

Er, eat? Walking about looking at scenery and talking and going to some open-air event then having a bite to eat was rather more what I had in mind. There may be music involved at the right time of the day also.

Cardiff will see you at some point, just have to get transport sorted(bollocks to Edinburgh) BTW, have you thought of someone to swap shifts with yet? Maybe borrow their railcard or something...

[timeagency]

So long as I remain on the Captain Jack Harkness shit list (and I realize it's not me personally, but if you think I'd ever be allowed to resign or even take a long term leave you don't know who I work for...which I suspect you don't but that's beside the point) Cardiff is right off-limits. It's why I tried to negotiate for suburbs. That having failed, I thought of bringing you here, especially as I believe you will enjoy our version of rugby. (I don't understand it at all but Ianto seems to like what I've been able to tell him.) That, and you will never complain about traffic again once you've seen the Eastside Expressway in New New New York at rush decade. But you would need significant preparation and that would need either Jack or (more likely) John to do it. And I would rather John weren't that close to you. (He's like the baby brother I tried to drown when he was twenty five, only less mature.) That left Edinburgh (which is no longer possible because someone got info they ought not have had and passed it on to ARCHIE who hates

[askfor_bananas]

Oh, is this why the station was in such a flurry the other day?