Forget the fried Mars bar.

[dontask_pcandy]

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[ask_aboutcoffee]

Oi, Andy, something a bit weird about your code, mate.

It's the cheese fries. They scramble everyone's brain.

[dontask_pcandy]

I just wanted to eat the world, man. And transfer the dicussion to my own journal. I'M FUKKIN' STARVIN' MARVIN OUT HERE, MAN.
Double chips cheese and chicken.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Where are you in Cardiff that you can't get double chips cheese and chicken? Corpse-guarding again?

[dontask_pcandy]

Shutting the street to enable a raid or something. Not supposed to move from this spot... could you do me a take-out this will take hours, they are starting to dismantle the house into 4" by 2" evidence bags. ZOMFG

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Bit tied up at the moment (dog, goo, bath, don't ask), but I can have Jubilee bring you some noms. They'll deliver to weird places and they like me.

Your mobile on? I'll triangulate the location and put in the order. They do Pizza Chips. With fried pepperoni and all. Best terrible thing you'll ever do to your digestive system.

[dontask_pcandy]

Cheers for that, mate. At least it's not raining and there aren't any dead bodies. Its a drugs plant-growing raid and it's taking ages.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Pizza chips on their way. Didn't send lager, I didn't think it'd go over well on-duty.

Drugs plants, eh? For shame. Absolute shame. :(

[dontask_pcandy]

Each plant, each branch and any paperwork. To stop any of the locals getting involved I have to stand at this barrier and argue with hard-minded liberals instead of chatting up soft pliant people. *sigh* I'm not just feeling hungry for chips, mate.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Lord, this is why I could never join the police. Our paperwork's quite bad enough as it is. I actually enjoy talking to witnesses, in a sense, but then the ones I talk to very rarely argue with me for long.

I just have an innocent face, I suppose.