I can really tell you that SpaceTime continuum portals that open up in sentient spacetime ships (lookin' at you there, Tardy-girl) are not the best way to heat up a panini. The TARDIS is such a matchmaker, she's really hopeful about me and T staying together for longer than the Doc will be having us as houseguests. Tardy-girl sneaked up on me with the panini thing though. Dammit. Zap and then a blank of gold, like walking on a sunlight beach holding hands with T. We've done that actually. Perhaps that was the memory that Tardy worked with. I do seem to have a bit of a suntan and am a bit blonder.
Janet has a cool vibe, and a crap computer and can haz a band, Jandyt. We have an Asian vibe and a supersonic vocal. And snacks. Bit of a problem with the spice choices though. Our second rehearsal/gig was interesting, with half the band and the main vocalist on different sides of a plexiglass jail wall. Very Amnesty International. We shall sell Tshirts and jamm (to be-bop in the weevil way) about it.
I hope T will stay with me.