HOLY orgasmic BIFURCATED timespace PANINI, Batman...

[dontask_pcandy]

I got the shopping, packed it into a box and then closed the TARDIS door with my foot as you do, and by the time the door banged shut the Doc was in trouble

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[timeagency]

Andy, do go like down for a bit. You're looking a bit wide eyed and insane and to be honest, you're scaring me a little.

When you're feeling a bit better we can go off and shop for a new suit you can wear to the formal supper at Torchwood next week.

Um...shower off the remaining Marmite, first, though. I think you'll feel better once you clean that up. And I'll get you another panini.

Here's a hug and kiss to make you feel better, too.

[dontask_pcandy]

Lick me....

*thud* too salty babe.

[dontask_pcandy]

Miss, is there a reason I'm not in uniform, er, you are lovely though. Er, may I?

ny toast to go with this marmite?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Good lord, Andy. You've slipped into some kind of three-way Rift (I'm not sniggering, honest). Can we do anything from here? Looks as if at least one of you is current with us at the moment, but I'm afraid not much to be done for the You twenty-five years in the past.

Cardiff's going to be downright overrun with gingery ex-coppers!

Sounds like a good panini though.

[dontask_pcandy]

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey PANINI.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Panini-weenie sounds wrong, though....

Listen, are you sure you're all right?

[dontask_pcandy]

Just move alon sir, nothing to see here...

[ask_janet]

if there's more than one of you, is one of you disposible?

come down to the cells.

[dontask_pcandy]

*Is nervous*

Teeth, there, man. Teeth...

[ask_janet]

toothsome! (bling bling)

[ask_captainjack]

This was some good porn, Andy. Thanks! Not quite as good as the fan fictions Gwen can pound out, but very entertaining.

As an expert on writing and a noted Beta Editor, I would recommend you plump up the bit on mushroom cheese fusion paninis. I was intrigued. Really intrigued.

PS: Shit, velvet is your fabric, son!

[dontask_pcandy]

Plumping, eh?

[ask_captainjack]

PLUMP IT HARD. My advice to all writers!

[dontask_pcandy]

I can tell you plump often.

[timeagency]

The more I see and hear the more concerned I become. Is one of you MY Andy? And if not, can one of you please by my Andy so I can cuddle and weep for my missing beloved?

Have the Rift monitors suggested any explanation? I can't contact the Agency for help until Jabba's all put together again but I can make a few guesses.

[dontask_pcandy]

Hey love, I'm sort of here and over there by the "Sub-etheric don't touch it" -inator. I remember everything apart from my police sign-on and codes an' shit, but I guess the other Andy's got that.

I am here with you. Can't see the other one clearly, it goes all wibbley when I look at him up close. Cwtch up close my lovely.*xxx*