Andy, I wish I had the time to have a long discussion with you about the best way to dunk food in a beverage. It's just that all these fucking aliens take up my time!!!!
I like to holler for custard creams on a plate around 10 or 10:30.
By aliens, I mean illegals from Ireland. Not space aliens obviously.
Jack, could you (or Ianto...probably Ianto) be willing to throw Andy into the courier pouch for me? He'd bounce around a bit and probably throw up a few times but it's the cheapest way to get him here. I promise there will be no spoilers. Odds are he won't leave my quarters. Well, I might show him what REAL traffic congestion looks like but that's about it.
This would be easier if you'd let me come to Cardiff. Is there a boundary that you're willing to live with? Swansea, maybe? Bangor? Blaenau Ffestiniog? (I just wanted to type that one.) How about Liverpool? You'd better be willing to let me into Scotland because...okay, it's TOP SECRET and if I tell you, Hart will find out because you never could keep anything from him.
NO WAY IN HELL ARE YOU TIME AGENCY ASSHOLES PUTTING A FOOT OR TENTACLE INTO CARDIFF.
If you want to debauch our Andy, you'll have to ask him to get on a train or bicycle and plod his way out to wherever you guys have your yurts assembled.
PS: I keep plenty of stuff from Hart. He has no idea I have cadbury buttons in Owen's old laundry basket.
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I like to holler for custard creams on a plate around 10 or 10:30.
By aliens, I mean illegals from Ireland. Not space aliens obviously.
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This would be easier if you'd let me come to Cardiff. Is there a boundary that you're willing to live with? Swansea, maybe? Bangor? Blaenau Ffestiniog? (I just wanted to type that one.) How about Liverpool? You'd better be willing to let me into Scotland because...okay, it's TOP SECRET and if I tell you, Hart will find out because you never could keep anything from him.
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If you want to debauch our Andy, you'll have to ask him to get on a train or bicycle and plod his way out to wherever you guys have your yurts assembled.
PS: I keep plenty of stuff from Hart. He has no idea I have cadbury buttons in Owen's old laundry basket.
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Dammit, Craig, I'll respect your boundaries but you have to tell me what the hell they are!
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Lovely to remember that though we might fight off the scum of wherever for a day job, we still know how to enjoy a simple biscuit.
I think I shall enjoy one right now, in fact (before Jack yells for the rest).
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Humble is good, but I like chocolate on mine so I'll rumble the McVities stash in my bottom right desk draw-
DAMMIT. WHERE ARE THEY?
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I might have been peckish last night. BUT THERE WAS STILL HALF A PACKAGE WHEN I WAS DONE.
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and are you going to hurt me if I say that this obsession with bisuits feel so English (I'm an Import)
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