Jacked from Samarillo

Jul 16, 2004 21:17

STOP _____
-they call me: Jay

-also: John
-sex: Male
-my first breath of air: 5:31am St, Louis, MO, USA, 6/19/82
-status: Driven
-occupation: Wal*Mart slave
-nationality: Hebrew, bitches!!! J/k. Filipinos don't call me Filipino, so I guess I'm reluctantly American

_______REWIND_______
-most memorable memory: Hundreds...too many to describe
-worst: I'm not sure.
-first word uttered: I'm not sure.
-first friend ever: Other than me relatives? Jason Hill. He had green eyes and brown hair.

_______FAST FORWARD_______
-College: Moorpark < ---- > kraprooM
-occupation: I lie to students protending to be a dean or something, so I can get laid.
-future resident of: Sorrento, Italy...in a bountiful vineyard.
-wedding: Halloween.
-children: 2 maybe 3...or maybe none.
-looking forward to: Being wealthy
-NOT looking forward to: Being kidnapped, going to jail, or getting the anally raped.

_______PLAY______
-feeling: Relaxed and groovy
-Listening: Eminem
-Talking to: You guys!
-Wearing: Bracelets, Blue dickies shirt and khakis, Metallica shirt underneath, Steel toes, septum piercing, spiked necklace, baby handcuff necklace, lucky necklace hanging 3 metal guitar picks.
-doing: staring at the screen... type type type < ---- LOL.
-thinking of: When this Slim Shady song was popular and it drove me sick.
-craving: Sex, pizza, booze, cash, dying/suffocating to death in a sea of tits
-missing: Kathelean and Plummy
-hating: Planet cyber Wiggers

_______FAVORITES_______
-song: Brandon Boyd's voice makes sex to me. So anything Incubus at the moment
-channel: NGC
-movie: On this day, the new Ocean's 11
-store: Hot Topic
-mall: Northridge
-hang out spot: This place, oddly enough.
-food: Today, I'm craving Italian
-book: Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut

_______LOVE_______
-love is: everything
-love or lust: love and lust, but love takes precedence
-best love song: "Someday We'll Know" - New Radicals...more of a breakup song and it sounds awful.
-is it possible to be in love more than one person @ the same time?: No.
-when love hurts, you: Miserably and ironically enjoy it
-true or false-all you need is love : true...but you also need food sleep and money.
-is there such thing as love @ first sight: yes

_______(fe)male SPECIES_______
-turn ons: I don't have the time to think. Update later.
-turn offs: Selfishness, being taken for granted
-does your parent`s opinion on your bf/gf matter to you?: no
-what kinda hair style?: Anything is good, as long as it's not a specifically male haircut or a completely shaved head.
-the sweetest thing a member of the opposite sex can do for you?: Love me unconditionally.
-where do you go to meet new people?: anywhere
-are you the type of person to holla n ask for numbers?: That only happened once in July of 01.

________PICKY PICKY_______
-dog or cat : dog
-short or long hair: short
-innie or outie: innie
-sunshine or rain : Rain
-righty or lefty: Righty for strength, lefty for accuracy
-hugs or kisses: Kisses
-1 best friend or 10 acquaintances: 10 acquaintances.
-tv or radio: Radio
-starbucks or jamba juice: Jamba Juice
-mc donalds or burger king: Burger King...Damn, the Irishman!
-summer or winter: Winter...for now.
-playstation or nintendo: Playstation
-disney or nickelodeon: disney
-car or motorcycle: motorcycle
-house party or club: House party
-sing or dance: Sing
-yahoo messenger or aim: AIM
-google or ask jeeves?: Google

_______MISCELLANOUS_______
-can you swim?: yes.
-whats your most embarrassing moment?: Cant think of anything i was truly embarrassed about, so I'll just say, the first time I farted in front of KC.
-whats under your bed?: Lube?
-what are you scared of?: being outnumbered
-what is your greatest accomplishment?: Living
-do you like tomatoes?: they're alright.
-Internet connection: DSL
-how many TVs in the house?: 3
-how many phones?: 3
-how many residents?: 6
-how many DVDs do you have?: under 40
-last phone call: My lover, KC.
-last IM : probably KC.
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