This is slightly better than math homework.
The Name Game
1. YOUR SPY NAME (middle name and current street name):
Nathaniel Eastman
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME (grandfather/mother on your mom's sides name and your favourite candy):
Angelus Warhead (sounds like a great porn star name)
3. YOUR RAP NAME (first initial of first name and first three to five letters of your last name):
B-Frech ("be fresh"? What am I, Mr. Clean's jive-talkin' sidekick? Or maybe a rapping douche advertisement)
4. YOUR GAMER TAG (a favourite colour, a favourite animal):
Mauve Orangutan
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and city you were born in):
Nathaniel Wareham
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (first three letters of your last name, last three letters of mother's maiden name, first three letters of your pet's name):
Frekas Cha
7. JEDI NAME (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards):
Leinahtan Sakab
8. PORN STAR NAME (first pet's name, the street you grew up on):
Charlie Chipman (meh, sounds too much like Charlie Chaplin, and the thought of the Little Tramp doing porn is very disturbing.)
9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favourite colour and the automobile your dad drives):
The Razzmatazz Belvedere
10. YOUR ACTION HERO NAME (name of the main character in the last film you watched, last food you ate):
Domino Gobstopper
MUSIC Meme!
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?
Dungeons & Dragons - Steven Lynch (apparently I take out my d20 to find the answer)
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
I Saw Red - Warrant (ouch)
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
The Despair Factor - AFI (makes sense, in a way)
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Paradise City - Guns N Roses (yeah, pretty much)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Little Fighter - White Lion (apparently I'm a Greenpeace sympathizer. So I guess I'm fighting for the whales.)
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Every Rose Has Its Thorn - Poison (heh, that's a pretty good one)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow - Frank Zappa (I knew there was a reason I loved my friends)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Hateful - The Clash (ouch)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
Kung Fu Fighting - Carl Douglas (this is true, actually)
WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Runnin' With the Devil - Van Halen (see, kids? Math is BAD!)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS?
Wicked Sensitive Crew - Dropkick Murphys (haha, that's perfect)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I Remember You - Skid Row (hmmm...interesting)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Too Old to Rock N' Roll: Too Young to Die - Jethro Tull (really? Damn, life goes by fast, I guess))
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
I Ain't Marchin' Anymore - Black 47 (a very anti-war hippie, apparently)
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
My Fist Your Face - Aerosmith (no, not really)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Sandstorm - Darude (haha, well it does seem to get played just about everywhere, who knows)
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Celebration of the Lizard - The Doors (seriously? Everyone better be on a lot of psychoactive substances then. Otherwise they'll get bored about 5 minutes into this 20 minute monstrosity)
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Mortal Kombat Theme - Mortal Kombat (How'd you know?)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Bang A Gong (Get It On) - T. Rex (you can never trust a gong, that's for sure)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
I'm Wrong About Everything - John Wesley Harding (shhh, don't tell)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Wild Packs of Family Dogs - Modest Mouse (haha, this is strangely fitting. We're cool kids.)
OK, now back to derivatives and Chaucer.
1. YOUR SPY NAME (middle name and current street name):
Nathaniel Eastman
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME (grandfather/mother on your mom's sides name and your favourite candy):
Angelus Warhead (sounds like a great porn star name)
3. YOUR RAP NAME (first initial of first name and first three to five letters of your last name):
B-Frech ("be fresh"? What am I, Mr. Clean's jive-talkin' sidekick? Or maybe a rapping douche advertisement)
4. YOUR GAMER TAG (a favourite colour, a favourite animal):
Mauve Orangutan
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and city you were born in):
Nathaniel Wareham
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (first three letters of your last name, last three letters of mother's maiden name, first three letters of your pet's name):
Frekas Cha
7. JEDI NAME (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards):
Leinahtan Sakab
8. PORN STAR NAME (first pet's name, the street you grew up on):
Charlie Chipman (meh, sounds too much like Charlie Chaplin, and the thought of the Little Tramp doing porn is very disturbing.)
9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favourite colour and the automobile your dad drives):
The Razzmatazz Belvedere
10. YOUR ACTION HERO NAME (name of the main character in the last film you watched, last food you ate):
Domino Gobstopper
MUSIC Meme!
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?
Dungeons & Dragons - Steven Lynch (apparently I take out my d20 to find the answer)
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
I Saw Red - Warrant (ouch)
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
The Despair Factor - AFI (makes sense, in a way)
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Paradise City - Guns N Roses (yeah, pretty much)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Little Fighter - White Lion (apparently I'm a Greenpeace sympathizer. So I guess I'm fighting for the whales.)
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Every Rose Has Its Thorn - Poison (heh, that's a pretty good one)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow - Frank Zappa (I knew there was a reason I loved my friends)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Hateful - The Clash (ouch)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
Kung Fu Fighting - Carl Douglas (this is true, actually)
WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Runnin' With the Devil - Van Halen (see, kids? Math is BAD!)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS?
Wicked Sensitive Crew - Dropkick Murphys (haha, that's perfect)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I Remember You - Skid Row (hmmm...interesting)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Too Old to Rock N' Roll: Too Young to Die - Jethro Tull (really? Damn, life goes by fast, I guess))
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
I Ain't Marchin' Anymore - Black 47 (a very anti-war hippie, apparently)
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
My Fist Your Face - Aerosmith (no, not really)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Sandstorm - Darude (haha, well it does seem to get played just about everywhere, who knows)
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Celebration of the Lizard - The Doors (seriously? Everyone better be on a lot of psychoactive substances then. Otherwise they'll get bored about 5 minutes into this 20 minute monstrosity)
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Mortal Kombat Theme - Mortal Kombat (How'd you know?)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Bang A Gong (Get It On) - T. Rex (you can never trust a gong, that's for sure)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
I'm Wrong About Everything - John Wesley Harding (shhh, don't tell)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Wild Packs of Family Dogs - Modest Mouse (haha, this is strangely fitting. We're cool kids.)
OK, now back to derivatives and Chaucer.