my calender must be from last year or something
Unbeknowst to me, today was obviously declared "be shitty to Amanda" day. So, if anyone would like to curse at me, tell me that I'm annoying, call me to talk only to later hang up on me, and/or blame me for the fact that you had a rough life, PLEASE give me a call!
If you don't have time to call me, please comment below! The more insulting, irritating, depressing the BETTER! (Please note in your comment if you had my number at some point and then deleted it because you knew you'd never call me again.)
Oh, but if you're going to contact me, please be specific enough about your issue with me so that it's CLEAR that you hate me and not your situation, but please be vague enough so that I can't fix things or defend myself.
For today only, you can tell me about parties that don't exist and then whine when I say I'm sleepy. Oh, also, wake me up. It's not like I have trouble sleeping as it is. This is especially applicable if you haven't talked to me in so long that I get confused/excited when you do. Please proceed to make plans with me and then cancel without calling to do so.
Charge me for free pizza.
Also, if you'd like to call me and invite me over and then get tired of my prescence in oh, say, about 30 minutes, that's completely acceptable for the next 24 hours only! Hurry kids, this is a limited time *offer.
Fuck it, I'm going to eat my almost free pizza.
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