Week 1: You jayus gotta read that definition a little closer next time, babe

[dont_be_first]

Note: Before posting angry / butthurt comments on this and/or whatever, please read my postscript in the comments prior to doing so. Actually, I'd prefer if you maybe try at least reading what I'm up to IN THE ENTRY before immediately deciding that I am Hitler reincarnate and/or just a bad person with bad ideas and gosh golly are you ever gonna let

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[dont_be_first]

My "strategy" is kinda tied up with my username. On the other hand, while the majority will be traditional roasts, there are other things I can choose do "with" a firstie's post.

It should always be understood that what I'm doing here is in the spirit of fun, and one person's "not cool / interesting" is another person's "I better get my entry in ASAP to see what the first-post-roaster acct does to me." If the former outnumber the latter, all y'all gotta do is vote me the fuck out.

[dont_be_first]

My butt feels good too. I guess we're both doing something right. High five.

[kathrynrose]

If you actually mean this, and you're not just a troll, you have an interesting definition of the spirit of fun.

You may not be trying to be an asshole, but you have a natural talent for it. (In the spirit of friendly critique, of course.)

[dont_be_first]

We may have differing definitions of assholicism.

[kathrynrose]

Apparently.