In other news:

[donsez]

got a new computer at work
that's not too exciting.
but the new mouse is loooong overdue
Now perhaps i can hope to improve
my minesweeper time of 107.
Couldn't even play with the old mouse
no matter how I tried to clean it
it was geriatric
Had to physically lift and drop
and thump it along to make
it go to the right.