Sorry, I'm Jaded

Jun 27, 2007 16:11

I've noticed that the endless media reports about the famous pro wrestler (apparently) turned mass murderer almost uniformly have two things in common:

1.  The reports note that the wrestler's surname, Benoit, is pronounced ben-WA; and

2. In close proximity to this pronunciation guide, these same reports speculate that the murders may have been caused by "roid rage."

This raises a number of troubling questions, such as: would that be pronounced "ruh-WAhd rage"? Oh, and does anyone think we'll have as much as a brief hiatus from the vulgar spectacles of simulated cruelty available on pay-per-view?
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