Jun 27, 2007 16:11
I've noticed that the endless media reports about the famous pro wrestler (apparently) turned mass murderer almost uniformly have two things in common:
1. The reports note that the wrestler's surname, Benoit, is pronounced ben-WA; and
2. In close proximity to this pronunciation guide, these same reports speculate that the murders may have been caused by "roid rage."
This raises a number of troubling questions, such as: would that be pronounced "ruh-WAhd rage"? Oh, and does anyone think we'll have as much as a brief hiatus from the vulgar spectacles of simulated cruelty available on pay-per-view?