I have a bad memory
I had a lot to write about but I don't remember any of it so I guess I'll start by summarizing up the past few days.
I checked out of the dorms friday evening and I think I spent the day with Katie. She helped me move. I had more bad luck with girls but had fun with Jacqui, Katie, Betsy, Mike, Sam, Mandy, and Emily.
Saturday I helped Katie move out and then drove to Cadillac. My friends threw me a Birthday party then I threw a party. The Betsy, Jacqui, and Katie came to Cadillac and we had a fun bonfire thingy. The next day we all went kayaking and we tuckered ourselves out. Then my family and the gals had birthday dinner and then we took a nap lke sardines on my floor. I got really hot. My parents probably thought we were weird.
um...what day am I on? Sunday...uh...then we went to Todd's and he told good stories. Then we walked in the park.
Before I go any further I just want to state that Jeff was not with us during any of these fun adventures and it must really suck to be him. j/k.
We swang on the swings and stuff...then we went to Meijer and bought a sweet helicopter toy thingy. It's sweet. You can pick up like...boxes and stuff. Then...uh...I bought a Slurpy™. Then we saw Zapho and we were all like "Hey Zapho what's up." And then like...monday we went to Goodwill and I bought sweet shirts and ants that don't even come close to fitting me. Then we ate at China One. There were s00per hott Azn chicks there. If you are a s00per hott Azn chick from China One and you are reading my LiveJournal, 231-920-4322. Then the gurls left me and my Cadillac life started sucking again. Some stuff happened on monday. Uh...Viktor and Spoof came over and I destroyed them in SSBM. Then I drove them home.
Tuesday...I bought a wireless network card...installed it...hooked up my computer...found that my monitor didn't work...shovelled parts of a rabbit of my deck...threw up a lil...then rented Kingdom Hearts II and porn with Spoof and Viktor.
Today (wednesday) I...woke up...did some more chores...typed some elipses...then watched E3 on G4 at Todd's. The Nintendo Wii looks amazing. Fuck PS3 (which I've been waiting forever for) and fuck Xbox 360 (which I never was waiting for but which has Fight Night 3 which is a sweet game). If you don't know how Wii works, find out on the internet. It's cool. Also, fuck people who think pro gaming is stupid and unproductive. Video games are by far cooler than pro sports and other forms of entertainment (which are equally as unproductive). You can do things in video games you just can't in the "real" world.
Anyway, Todd is fixing my computer so I will buy him dinner. Lost was good. Andy just left for school. I hope it's better than his CMU experience. Settlers is a fun board game. I want to play it soon.
I hoped that there would one day be a God Smack song that didn't use the word "away" repeatedly, but as I'm typing this they are on the Carson Daly show singing "Run Away!" How unique, since their other songs include lyrics and titles such as "Get Away", "Go Away", "Stay Away", "Keep Away," and other versions of maintaining maximum proximity from the band's incredibly mediocre lead singer. I suggest staying away from GodSmack.
Next I will speak of the future, but the following will only occur if the laws of nature remain constant. Saturday is Spoof's birthday party which should be amazing, unless there are people there I don'twant to see, which is unlikely. Sunday I'm going to Jeff's and I'll probably find Mandy and other stragglers and hang out with them in Mount Pleasant. Monday I shall help Jeff move. Sometime I wil come home and it will be my grandfather's birthday. Then I have a doctor's appointment that will say I need my tonsils removed. Then I will get my tonsils removed. Then I will see X Men III. Then I will move into my new house in Mount Pleasant and it will be rad. Then we will throw Jeff a birthda party.
He's not going to be invited.
jk
Note: I spell checked this and the entire thing is red. Whoops. Also, I don't think I talked about anything that I originally planned on talking about, oh well.
I checked out of the dorms friday evening and I think I spent the day with Katie. She helped me move. I had more bad luck with girls but had fun with Jacqui, Katie, Betsy, Mike, Sam, Mandy, and Emily.
Saturday I helped Katie move out and then drove to Cadillac. My friends threw me a Birthday party then I threw a party. The Betsy, Jacqui, and Katie came to Cadillac and we had a fun bonfire thingy. The next day we all went kayaking and we tuckered ourselves out. Then my family and the gals had birthday dinner and then we took a nap lke sardines on my floor. I got really hot. My parents probably thought we were weird.
um...what day am I on? Sunday...uh...then we went to Todd's and he told good stories. Then we walked in the park.
Before I go any further I just want to state that Jeff was not with us during any of these fun adventures and it must really suck to be him. j/k.
We swang on the swings and stuff...then we went to Meijer and bought a sweet helicopter toy thingy. It's sweet. You can pick up like...boxes and stuff. Then...uh...I bought a Slurpy™. Then we saw Zapho and we were all like "Hey Zapho what's up." And then like...monday we went to Goodwill and I bought sweet shirts and ants that don't even come close to fitting me. Then we ate at China One. There were s00per hott Azn chicks there. If you are a s00per hott Azn chick from China One and you are reading my LiveJournal, 231-920-4322. Then the gurls left me and my Cadillac life started sucking again. Some stuff happened on monday. Uh...Viktor and Spoof came over and I destroyed them in SSBM. Then I drove them home.
Tuesday...I bought a wireless network card...installed it...hooked up my computer...found that my monitor didn't work...shovelled parts of a rabbit of my deck...threw up a lil...then rented Kingdom Hearts II and porn with Spoof and Viktor.
Today (wednesday) I...woke up...did some more chores...typed some elipses...then watched E3 on G4 at Todd's. The Nintendo Wii looks amazing. Fuck PS3 (which I've been waiting forever for) and fuck Xbox 360 (which I never was waiting for but which has Fight Night 3 which is a sweet game). If you don't know how Wii works, find out on the internet. It's cool. Also, fuck people who think pro gaming is stupid and unproductive. Video games are by far cooler than pro sports and other forms of entertainment (which are equally as unproductive). You can do things in video games you just can't in the "real" world.
Anyway, Todd is fixing my computer so I will buy him dinner. Lost was good. Andy just left for school. I hope it's better than his CMU experience. Settlers is a fun board game. I want to play it soon.
I hoped that there would one day be a God Smack song that didn't use the word "away" repeatedly, but as I'm typing this they are on the Carson Daly show singing "Run Away!" How unique, since their other songs include lyrics and titles such as "Get Away", "Go Away", "Stay Away", "Keep Away," and other versions of maintaining maximum proximity from the band's incredibly mediocre lead singer. I suggest staying away from GodSmack.
Next I will speak of the future, but the following will only occur if the laws of nature remain constant. Saturday is Spoof's birthday party which should be amazing, unless there are people there I don'twant to see, which is unlikely. Sunday I'm going to Jeff's and I'll probably find Mandy and other stragglers and hang out with them in Mount Pleasant. Monday I shall help Jeff move. Sometime I wil come home and it will be my grandfather's birthday. Then I have a doctor's appointment that will say I need my tonsils removed. Then I will get my tonsils removed. Then I will see X Men III. Then I will move into my new house in Mount Pleasant and it will be rad. Then we will throw Jeff a birthda party.
He's not going to be invited.
jk
Note: I spell checked this and the entire thing is red. Whoops. Also, I don't think I talked about anything that I originally planned on talking about, oh well.