Fromping
Zach: " I study Philosophy. Which, I guess, means I study pretty much everything."
Ivy: "Then how is it that you know so little?"
"Man, I'm sorry I punched you in the beer." - Ida
Harris: I am Virgil, leading you down through the circles of Latin hell.
Student: What level are we in now?
Harris: Oh, we're just where the adulterers are. Vomit and bees!
~My latin teacher, on the Lating 3rd conjugation
Patrick: I wouldn't do that for my kids!
Tara: That's because your kids are imaginary, honey.
"It's hard to be smart always, and in every direction." ~ Adam Espy
"The subjunctive is kinda future-y." ~ Kellen
Grant: "I always like to let people know I'm a terrible human being..."
Ivan: "From Kentucky!"
Grant: "...from Kentucky!"