booyah update!
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
tuki williams?
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
john mayer? hmm metallica?
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
hollywood
4. What is the best kind of cheese?
vaginal cheese
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese?
a samich made out of beer battered country fried steak on whiskey soaked wonder bread?
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex.
bunny, oooohhhh yeah creepy trannies with polio are totally my thing!
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
jayne county, but jsut cause i'm sticking with the transvestite thing i said above
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? (saving, investing and depositing do not count)
smokes and alcohol and probably some gas
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
calgary, alberta and let the drunk times roll
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. crap! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
uhh a couple rounds for all my canadian homies!
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice...so what's it gonna be?
tuffy, either jim beam or pbr the prb!(that means pabst blue ribbon, the punk rock beer)
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
lets see id first like to go back to the late 60's in new york and hang out with the ny punk rock elitests, but then i'd also like to go back to october 15th 2004 to the first time i ever saw the canadian and make the day more enjoyable
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
no clothes
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
its called donny with a sledge hammer, and basically they play some good old fashoined punk rock and i beat the crap outta stuff... it will be cancelled after 2 airings
15. What is your favorite expletive?
douche fuck?
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
mummies? i unno eat their brains?
17. Your house is on fire, holy crap! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely.
my guitar
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
party with death duh! drink some beers smoke some cigarettes, and since i'm gonna die anyway do a shitload of drugs aaaaamen!
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
invisibility mind reading,aaaaan teleportation
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again..
october 16th 2004 my 18th birthday vibrators show when from when they played baby baby on
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count).
tripping ripping my pants and breaking my boys cd... tragic!
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool crap... you can move to anywhere else in the world! What country are you going to live in now?
canadia
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under 21. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
perrys point of view in calgary
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first?
levis and then we'd knock back some beers it'd be a long float though, considering its all the way in canadia
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
johnny t. and stiv bators, so we can form a super group!
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world.
ehh my dead friends have missed too much being all dead n stuff so i wouldnt want em back
27. What's your theme song?
dead boys- all this and more... i think NO! david bowie- lady stardust!
tuki williams?
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
john mayer? hmm metallica?
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
hollywood
4. What is the best kind of cheese?
vaginal cheese
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese?
a samich made out of beer battered country fried steak on whiskey soaked wonder bread?
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex.
bunny, oooohhhh yeah creepy trannies with polio are totally my thing!
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
jayne county, but jsut cause i'm sticking with the transvestite thing i said above
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? (saving, investing and depositing do not count)
smokes and alcohol and probably some gas
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
calgary, alberta and let the drunk times roll
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. crap! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
uhh a couple rounds for all my canadian homies!
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice...so what's it gonna be?
tuffy, either jim beam or pbr the prb!(that means pabst blue ribbon, the punk rock beer)
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
lets see id first like to go back to the late 60's in new york and hang out with the ny punk rock elitests, but then i'd also like to go back to october 15th 2004 to the first time i ever saw the canadian and make the day more enjoyable
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
no clothes
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
its called donny with a sledge hammer, and basically they play some good old fashoined punk rock and i beat the crap outta stuff... it will be cancelled after 2 airings
15. What is your favorite expletive?
douche fuck?
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
mummies? i unno eat their brains?
17. Your house is on fire, holy crap! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely.
my guitar
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
party with death duh! drink some beers smoke some cigarettes, and since i'm gonna die anyway do a shitload of drugs aaaaamen!
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
invisibility mind reading,aaaaan teleportation
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again..
october 16th 2004 my 18th birthday vibrators show when from when they played baby baby on
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count).
tripping ripping my pants and breaking my boys cd... tragic!
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool crap... you can move to anywhere else in the world! What country are you going to live in now?
canadia
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under 21. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
perrys point of view in calgary
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first?
levis and then we'd knock back some beers it'd be a long float though, considering its all the way in canadia
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
johnny t. and stiv bators, so we can form a super group!
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world.
ehh my dead friends have missed too much being all dead n stuff so i wouldnt want em back
27. What's your theme song?
dead boys- all this and more... i think NO! david bowie- lady stardust!