A Round of Open Letters
Dear Mother,
Thank you very much for taking the phone all day.
I very much appreciate these little hinderences in my having a functioning life.
I know they give you pleasure in your not having a life, but could I ask you stop by not taking the phone all god damned day when I'm going to have plans at night especially a friday?
I double god damn dog dare you to ask me to pay for the bill now too.
I have to go use a pay phone now. Thank you.
You jackass.
Seething Love,
Evan
To All Possible Employers,
Hire me. When you pay me, and give me hours, I do the job, and i do it well.
Respectably,
Evan
Thank you very much for taking the phone all day.
I very much appreciate these little hinderences in my having a functioning life.
I know they give you pleasure in your not having a life, but could I ask you stop by not taking the phone all god damned day when I'm going to have plans at night especially a friday?
I double god damn dog dare you to ask me to pay for the bill now too.
I have to go use a pay phone now. Thank you.
You jackass.
Seething Love,
Evan
To All Possible Employers,
Hire me. When you pay me, and give me hours, I do the job, and i do it well.
Respectably,
Evan