life at the speed of light
things have been nuts. my schedule as of late:
monday-thursday:
6-:6:30am - wake up
6:50am - leave for work
5:00pm - get off of work and head to theatre
10:00pm - leave theatre and head home
11:00pm - get home, check email and eat if not completely exhausted, go to bed.
friday
6-:6:30am - wake up
6:50am - leave for work
5:00pm - get off of work and head to wherever to chill the fuck out
saturday-sunday
wake up whenever unless i have a class or am volunteering somwhere
hula hoop my ass off
my schedule starting this saturday:
saturday:
sometime am - wake up and head to theatre
paper/dry tech most of the day
sunday:
8:00am - wake up
9:00am - head to theatre
10:00am - finalize paper/dry tech
12:00pm - q2q
2:15pm - line speed through
3:30pm - wet tech
5:30 - possible dress run
7:30pm - go home and pass the fuck out
monday:
sleep in! no work!
5:00pm - head to theatre
7:00pm - start dress run
some ungodly hour of the night - head home and pass the fuck out!
tuesday-wednesday:
6-:6:30am - wake up, start drinking heavily.
6:50am - leave for work
5:00pm - get off of work and head to theatre for dress run, bump stimulants when no one is looking
some ungodly hour - leave theatre and head home
a few hours before having to go to work - get home, check email, eat if not completely exhausted, pass out from drinking all day.
thursday:
6-:6:30am - wake up, start drinking heavily. send hateful emails to friends and loved ones for not understanding me. piss in the living room and blame it on our cat, coco, even though we don't have any pets. i fail to realize that coco is a cat mentioned in the play. the world of reality and the play have melted together.
6:50am - leave for work
5:00pm - get off of work and head to theatre for final dress run/preview, bump stimulants without caring if anyone is looking.
some ungodly hour - leave theatre and head home
a few hours before having to go to work - get home, check email, eat if not completely exhausted, pass out from drinking all day.
friday:
6-:6:30am - wake up, vomit from drinking all week, continue drinking heavily, but incorporate coffee and stimulants into each drink.
6:50am - leave for work
10:00am - 11:00am - actually show up at work, wearing different (if any) clothes than what i left the house with, and having no recollection of the events that occurred over the past 2-3 hours.
5:00pm - get off of work and head to theatre for opening night, bump stimulants while everyone is looking - offer to share. tell the actors that you really don't care about what they do on stage because you masturbate in control booth during the show.
8:00pm - curtain, start doing lines of coke off of lighting control board. try to pay attention to the show so as not to miss any cues.
9:30pm - curtain call
9:45pm-10pm - director makes toast and thanks everyone for their hard work. laugh at inappropriate times during the toast while drinking from personal flask(s)/champagne glass.
10pm - drink with cast at various bars, pick-up a 14 year old male prosti-tot, call a cab and head out.
3-5am - 40yo man drops me off in front my house in his pick-up truck. i have one shoe on and am wearing a red-sequined cocktail dress. pass out on the front porch while attempting to unlock the dead bolt.
saturday:
7-8am - stir a little and realize that i have to be out at the tuallatin valley fire and rescue training center by 9am to teach a class on basic life support to a group of health care providers. quickly shower while drinking coffee, slip into some presentable clothes, call a cab.
8:55am - show up at training center and bitch about $60.00 cab fair
9:00am - start training while being observed by an official from my own training center.
2:00pm - class is over. head home. crash.
5:00pm - wake up and head to theatre.
6:00-6:30pm - actors start arriving. apologize for my behavior. one cast member looks at me with lustful eyes - wish i could remember what happened.
8:00pm - curtain
9:30pm - curtain call
10:00pm - head to hospital to put my name on the "waiting for a liver transplant" list. yell at the nurse when they refuse to do it, threaten his/her/zer family.
11:06pm - head to jail in the back of a police car.
sunday:
8:00am - call the director and tell him where i am. ask him to post bail.
9:00am - director shows up, posts bail, yells at me, and tells me that i make him weep for humanity.
11:00am - head to theatre for sunday matinée.
2:00pm - curtain
3:30pm - curtain call
4:00pm - head home
5:00pm - discover eviction notice on door. apparently peeing in the living room was not ok. start drinking heavily.
5:45pm - call friends and break down in tears. apologize for being a jerk.
schedule after that:
repeat thursday-sunday until show closes on december 9.
monday-thursday:
6-:6:30am - wake up
6:50am - leave for work
5:00pm - get off of work and head to theatre
10:00pm - leave theatre and head home
11:00pm - get home, check email and eat if not completely exhausted, go to bed.
friday
6-:6:30am - wake up
6:50am - leave for work
5:00pm - get off of work and head to wherever to chill the fuck out
saturday-sunday
wake up whenever unless i have a class or am volunteering somwhere
hula hoop my ass off
my schedule starting this saturday:
saturday:
sometime am - wake up and head to theatre
paper/dry tech most of the day
sunday:
8:00am - wake up
9:00am - head to theatre
10:00am - finalize paper/dry tech
12:00pm - q2q
2:15pm - line speed through
3:30pm - wet tech
5:30 - possible dress run
7:30pm - go home and pass the fuck out
monday:
sleep in! no work!
5:00pm - head to theatre
7:00pm - start dress run
some ungodly hour of the night - head home and pass the fuck out!
tuesday-wednesday:
6-:6:30am - wake up, start drinking heavily.
6:50am - leave for work
5:00pm - get off of work and head to theatre for dress run, bump stimulants when no one is looking
some ungodly hour - leave theatre and head home
a few hours before having to go to work - get home, check email, eat if not completely exhausted, pass out from drinking all day.
thursday:
6-:6:30am - wake up, start drinking heavily. send hateful emails to friends and loved ones for not understanding me. piss in the living room and blame it on our cat, coco, even though we don't have any pets. i fail to realize that coco is a cat mentioned in the play. the world of reality and the play have melted together.
6:50am - leave for work
5:00pm - get off of work and head to theatre for final dress run/preview, bump stimulants without caring if anyone is looking.
some ungodly hour - leave theatre and head home
a few hours before having to go to work - get home, check email, eat if not completely exhausted, pass out from drinking all day.
friday:
6-:6:30am - wake up, vomit from drinking all week, continue drinking heavily, but incorporate coffee and stimulants into each drink.
6:50am - leave for work
10:00am - 11:00am - actually show up at work, wearing different (if any) clothes than what i left the house with, and having no recollection of the events that occurred over the past 2-3 hours.
5:00pm - get off of work and head to theatre for opening night, bump stimulants while everyone is looking - offer to share. tell the actors that you really don't care about what they do on stage because you masturbate in control booth during the show.
8:00pm - curtain, start doing lines of coke off of lighting control board. try to pay attention to the show so as not to miss any cues.
9:30pm - curtain call
9:45pm-10pm - director makes toast and thanks everyone for their hard work. laugh at inappropriate times during the toast while drinking from personal flask(s)/champagne glass.
10pm - drink with cast at various bars, pick-up a 14 year old male prosti-tot, call a cab and head out.
3-5am - 40yo man drops me off in front my house in his pick-up truck. i have one shoe on and am wearing a red-sequined cocktail dress. pass out on the front porch while attempting to unlock the dead bolt.
saturday:
7-8am - stir a little and realize that i have to be out at the tuallatin valley fire and rescue training center by 9am to teach a class on basic life support to a group of health care providers. quickly shower while drinking coffee, slip into some presentable clothes, call a cab.
8:55am - show up at training center and bitch about $60.00 cab fair
9:00am - start training while being observed by an official from my own training center.
2:00pm - class is over. head home. crash.
5:00pm - wake up and head to theatre.
6:00-6:30pm - actors start arriving. apologize for my behavior. one cast member looks at me with lustful eyes - wish i could remember what happened.
8:00pm - curtain
9:30pm - curtain call
10:00pm - head to hospital to put my name on the "waiting for a liver transplant" list. yell at the nurse when they refuse to do it, threaten his/her/zer family.
11:06pm - head to jail in the back of a police car.
sunday:
8:00am - call the director and tell him where i am. ask him to post bail.
9:00am - director shows up, posts bail, yells at me, and tells me that i make him weep for humanity.
11:00am - head to theatre for sunday matinée.
2:00pm - curtain
3:30pm - curtain call
4:00pm - head home
5:00pm - discover eviction notice on door. apparently peeing in the living room was not ok. start drinking heavily.
5:45pm - call friends and break down in tears. apologize for being a jerk.
schedule after that:
repeat thursday-sunday until show closes on december 9.