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[donnaimmaculata]

You know you've been reading too much porn if, when coming across the phrase "invest in Bavaria" in a business text, you read "incest in Bavaria" and it takes your mind several minutes to catch up and signal you that there must be something wrong with it.

I am still waiting for the day when I type "pubic" instead of "public" and don't catch the typo before handing in the text.