My mother, as many of you already know, was the one who dressed me up in vampire costumes from a very young age, and likely has no concept of how, precisely, she managed to contribute to my depravity later in life. I still, as I told the sender of
this link, frequently heard cackling while counting ordinal numbers. In any case, I present to you the much bastardized version of ...the song of the count!
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