Dear MOO (mother of origin):
Hi Mom.
Hey, remember all those years you wouldn't let me have anything with TEH EVIL sugar in it? Especially if it came from a store?
OK, you DID give me Easter baskets. I'm still not quite sure why.
But anyway.... I tried to figure out why I was trying to OD this December on store-bought cakes and cookies.
And I talked to my husband about it. and I finally figured out this craving was because I'm an ADULT, dammit. :) With a job, and my own money, and my own life. And I don't have to listen to your voice anymore, telling me inside my head that all this stuff is bad for me. :P (OK, I know it is. But I think I'll make that call from now on.)
So, this year I went a little overboard. I have boxes of cookies, and candy, and a box of yummy scones, and today I picked up a box of Christmas cupcakes.
You know why?
Because I CAN!
I don't expect to get around to eating all of it before it goes bad. I don't like to waste food, but this time I'll make an exception.
You know why?
Because I CAN!
HAHAHAHAHA
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Anyway.. yeah... hope you're having a good Christmas with your other daughter.
One of these decades I might get around to calling you. Don't hold your breath, though.
- your daughter
Hey, remember all those years you wouldn't let me have anything with TEH EVIL sugar in it? Especially if it came from a store?
OK, you DID give me Easter baskets. I'm still not quite sure why.
But anyway.... I tried to figure out why I was trying to OD this December on store-bought cakes and cookies.
And I talked to my husband about it. and I finally figured out this craving was because I'm an ADULT, dammit. :) With a job, and my own money, and my own life. And I don't have to listen to your voice anymore, telling me inside my head that all this stuff is bad for me. :P (OK, I know it is. But I think I'll make that call from now on.)
So, this year I went a little overboard. I have boxes of cookies, and candy, and a box of yummy scones, and today I picked up a box of Christmas cupcakes.
You know why?
Because I CAN!
I don't expect to get around to eating all of it before it goes bad. I don't like to waste food, but this time I'll make an exception.
You know why?
Because I CAN!
HAHAHAHAHA
ppphhhbbbbbbbbbfffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Anyway.. yeah... hope you're having a good Christmas with your other daughter.
One of these decades I might get around to calling you. Don't hold your breath, though.
- your daughter