HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY BOY
ok if u know what day is today, you could see that coming. IT'S 19th/20th BIRTHDAY OF THE MOST OSM HUMAN BEING CALLED SON I'M-TOO-PERFECT-TO-BE-DESCRIBED-WITH-WORDS DONGWOON OKAY. And if you know me just a little bit you should already be aware that i stan this boy right here like there's no tomorrow and words cannot describe how much i adore/love him. i already made spam for him some time ago, so maybe i should write you an essay on why/how much do i love him.
so i started with their beast is the b2st teaser. i picked kikwang as my bias first, because he looked like junho here lol anyway, watched the teaser and was all like OMFG HOW COULD I MISSED DAT GUY HE'S MY BIAS FOREVER HANDS DOWN NO FURTHER QUESTIONS. and it stayed this way until now and i want to last forever. and it has developed to a rank when i'm a complete creeper for him, but i strongly believe his the best person i could choose to make me this way lol
ok, so let's be a little bit shallow first, but goddamnit he's the most good-looking person on this planet and just don't let me start on how perfect his nose is cuz i think it's just arghhh and i love such noses and he has the most beautiful one, just look how straight it is /kermitfapping.gif i just can't express my love for it okay. and his jawline is in general so amazingly shaped and he has those long fingers that can drive you crazy i bet omfg. together with 7seasatleast i love to call him incarnation of michaelangelo's david, because this boys is just.so.perfect.
and ok, maybe he doesn't have the biggest abs in the neighborhood, but his body is still so fucking hawt that i have those bad thoughts again, especially when he puts on that i-know-u-wanna-fuck-me stare and this is just too much too me. and faq abs when you have such awesome arms seriously, just look at 'em guns. i just love his biceps sfm, you have no idea.
HIS EYES. THEY GLIMMER OKAY and are so perfectly brown and deep and i could just stare and stare and stare like there's no tomorrow or any other day after. and then probably stare some more.
and call me a liar if that boy doesn't have the most gorgeous smile ever. when he smiles, i smile along with him /creeper. i just can't get enough of it, because he's just so sweet when he does it and i'm all being puddle of glee. AND THEN IT TURNS TO A SMIRK and i need to change my pants every fucking time. Just the way he does it makes me all happy inside.
so i think there's only those beautiful lips i need to write about too. SO FUCKING KISSABLE if i'd be his boyfriend/girlfriend, i would never let them rest, okay. i can't even- ok enough.
DID I MENTIONED HIS NOSE? I DID? OCH OK.
THIS BOYS LOOKS GOOD ALL THE TIME. I especially go all cray cray thanks to his airport fashion and all those casual things he wears when they aren't performing. I call him a GQMF, because that boy can pull off everything and i love those glasses because they make him even more BAMF and all imma cool and mysterious ok. I just want GQ korea to realize how good model material they have there and make him pose to 423535235 photo sessions. BCUZ HE LOOKS SO GOOD WHEN HE POSES and especially when he does this particular pose cuz i love when he looks back at the camera dfsdff.
he was such an awkward panda when they debuted and didn't say a word unless he was asked too and it was so sweet even though it made me nearly completely magnae deprived. and how he's getting more confident and is talking more during interviews. but he's still awkward sometimes leaving in his 4D and it makes me love him even more, because seriously this kid likes wolverine and i'm all cray cray for x-men okay. and if hugh jackman is really his role-model i will stan him even when he will sing cheesy songs, endorisng new lipton ice tea.
and he's so bipolar idek. one moment he licks his fingers being all sexy as hell and then he can just show off his collection of stuffed animals and i go all awww why are you like this stop it cuz i'll love u too fucking much. he's such a weird magnae, because he looks older, does some sexy moves and then he's all over his dog or makes imma-a-kitty face (i love this gif sfm) and goddamit i love his bipolarness to no end and pls stay this way forever cuz this is the only way u can be.
qtpie i tell u ♥
sex machine i tell u /faps
HE'S A SELCA MASTER TOO.
and i love his awkward dancing to no end and it still amuses me after such long time, but babe has improved a lot since the showcase where they didn't even let him dance lol why so harsh i remember i was loling so hard during first 'mystery' performances when he did the neck move. i was scared he gonna injure his nape, he was so into it. he just waves his arms in such a weird way sometimes idek, but who cares when bb is obviously trying hard to do his best.
AND WHEN BB HAS AN AMAZING VOICE DAT COVERS IT ALL. i just can't get enough of it, especially when he thinks he is park hyoshin and his voice gets even lover okay. he could be talking about einstein's relative theory and still make it sound incredibly sexy and make me change my pants. i would give you a fancam when he holds a note really long in 'oasis' but yt is a bish and deletes all the greatness. but his voice is indeed awesome and so i wait for cube to give him more lines, so he can show everyone how amazing he is.
and omg when we are at his voice, i die every time he speaks english even tho it's still slightly awkward, but he seems to really know it since he can translate it to korean and i fapfap i love his english skills sfm it hurts. please do it more often.
AND OMG I LOVE ME SOME BEAST/2PM LOVE THANKS TO THE FACT THAT HE WAS IN JYPE FOR SOME TIME. AND HE MADE SOME MOST EPIC SELCA BACK THEN WITH FUCKING CHANHO OKAY. And was such a whore with Buck and Junsu and Taec and Kwon and Jay lol so no wonder i call him a slut sometmies since he clings to every beast member and then to key, jinwoon and apparently mir too and why not have some g.o. too, right?
i love when he makes me all facepalming and having secondhand embarrassment and i'm all i wanna smoke the same thing that u babe. just look srsly he can't be 100% sane when he dances in front of a background with a cow and some indian man, eatting carry and being all arab prince with a swagger and i already made some incoherent comments about this mv, so just like end here
lol this shit seems already so long, but i cannot stop nooooow. i dunno if you know, but i love when this bish whines or sulks like there's no tomorrow, expressing his inner diva this way. he's just so precious then idek ;~~; i wanna give him a hug even tho he usually seeks some attention this way lol but i wouldn't be able to say no to dis face
omg beast almighty is like the best program to show his awkwardness, him cracking up some jokes, rapping like a pro his 4D rap, failing at life in general, AND SHOWING HIM WRIGGLING ON A GIGANTIC BED MAKING ME ALL I'M GONNA ABUSE SOME CAPSLOCK CUZ I LOVE SLEEPY WOON SFM U HAVE NO IDEA AND HIS BED HAIR STILL SCREAMING SEX. I WANNA WAKE U UP ALL THE TIME PLS. AND HIM WITH KIDS BEING ALL 'HUGUUUUUUU!' AND I MELT EVEN THO I HATE KIDS OKAY. BUT HE CAN BE A FATHER TO MINE BABIES ANYTIME HE WANTS IRL. PERIOD.
HE WITH HIS FAMILY IN GENERAL SO SWEET ;~~~; and he's narsha's fanboy ♥
srsly i should end, because u won't even read a half of it lol. anyway, i could probably find some more reasons why i love him and why he's the greatest, but it'd be no use. and i wanted to write sth about duwoon, but imma do this when dujun's birthday rolls around.
to sum up, being stan of that boy is a great privilege, because he nevers fails to amuse me or make all cray cray and stuff. it still sometimes gets me that he was so close to not getting accepted into beast and i know my life would be boring without him srsly no matter how sad it may sound to you. and it still sucks that this boy is so underrated or even being called insignificant when it's plain bullshit.
so birthday boy aka godly magnae, you are the best, gonna stan you forever and love ya forever and got your back forever as a fan ♥ and i only hope that one day i will be able to say you personally how proud i am to be called your/beast fan ♥
