003 ‡ [ VIDEO | re; HONG KONG'S PRANK/ITEM RAIN ] ‡ DISCEDO

[dongsaengoppai]

[ Communicator flicks on and shows a rather distressed Korea, flailing his arms and absolutely sobbing, but nothing but muttered sounds are coming out. He seems particularly distressed this evening, and he's gesturing to his mouth which is absolutely sealed shut. He cannot open it; he cannot make any noise besides muffled noises and suppressed

Comments

[fierybluebird]

Uh... Don't do anything drastic, eh?

[Eyeing that sword there buddy.]

[dongsaengoppai]

Mister Marco!!!!
Be my hero with your desirable bosom and hair the color of wheat!!!

Punch Hong Kong in the face!!

[fierybluebird]

[Waves a hand.] No thanks. I like him.

[dongsaengoppai]

WHy????
He is evil and glued my mouth shut!!!!

[fierybluebird]

[All the deadpan.] Wow. That is evil. Any idea why?

[dongsaengoppai]

Because he is an asshole who is obviously jealous of my desirable bosom!!!!

[fierybluebird]

Somehow I doubt that's it.

[dongsaengoppai]

Aaah somehow I doubt your chest is real.... but I am not making a fuss about it.

You should punch HK in the face.

[fierybluebird]

Oi oi, my chest is all real.

I can't. He hasn't done anything to me. If you want to punch him, that's on you.

[dongsaengoppai]

But you have the arms of a buffalo.
It should punch him; it might kill him.

[fierybluebird]

I'd rather not kill him. He's my friend.

[dongsaengoppai]

... Then punch him with just your pinky and just cause serious brain damage......

[fierybluebird]

Okay. I will punch him with just my pinky.

[Oh Korea, what do you think of Marco's strength? It will basically be the weakest forehead flick ever, with his pinky. And barely be felt.]

[dongsaengoppai]

THANK YOU.......
Your cooperation is appreciated!!!

I love you, man!

I hope he bleeds....

[fierybluebird]

Don't hold your breath hoping.