003 ‡ [ VIDEO | re; HONG KONG'S PRANK/ITEM RAIN ] ‡ DISCEDO

Nov 28, 2011 17:28

[ Communicator flicks on and shows a rather distressed Korea, flailing his arms and absolutely sobbing, but nothing but muttered sounds are coming out. He seems particularly distressed this evening, and he's gesturing to his mouth which is absolutely sealed shut. He cannot open it; he cannot make any noise besides muffled noises and suppressed ( Read more... )

how will i ever eat kimchi, hysterics, hong kong needs to be beaten with bamboo, hong kong is an ass, fuck

Leave a comment

[text] leavecagealone November 28 2011, 22:46:56 UTC
[He's only just arrived, and he doesn't know anyone, but he's figured out how to work his communicator and, really, the sight of a prank like this? He really just can't resist.]

pffft!

looks like someone got you good, dude.

Reply

text; dongsaengoppai November 28 2011, 22:51:42 UTC
Ah yes good prank it is okay!!
That's because they copied Korean ideas!!!

But it's not very funny right now!! I cannot eat kimchi!!!

Reply

[text] leavecagealone November 28 2011, 22:56:06 UTC
i am pretty sure that pranking is a universal thing. it's an art that has been passed down from generation to generation.

of course, there is only ONE pranking MASTER, but that's beside the point!!

...i don't think you can eat anything like that, really.

Reply

perma-text dongsaengoppai November 28 2011, 23:00:48 UTC
I invented this idea though since you said it was a good one.

No I can't. I'm hungry. I don't like this. I'm sad.

Reply

leavecagealone November 28 2011, 23:07:28 UTC
whaaaat? you can't just say you invented pranking. that's just stupid.

hmm...well ok, i guess i can help you out. go get some hot water and soak your mouth in it! that will loosen the glue a bit, and when you can start kinda moving your mouth again, it will just fall right on out! [Just don't ask him why he knows this. A prankster simply needs to be prepared for any situation.]

Reply

dongsaengoppai November 28 2011, 23:09:31 UTC
I only invent good pranks....

Aaaah I do not know where hot water is I just live behind a trashcan.....

Reply

leavecagealone November 28 2011, 23:18:02 UTC
oh, really? what are some of your pranks then?

??? what do you mean you live behind a trashcan? you've got to live SOMEWHERE, right?

but now that i think about it, i don't know how to get water here either...

Reply

dongsaengoppai November 30 2011, 02:27:21 UTC
A true prankster never gives out information about his tricks!!!
Just accept the fact all the good ones come from Korea, okay???

Aaaah I live where ever I find... I move a lot I guess....
I know where there is water but not hot water!!

Reply

leavecagealone November 30 2011, 17:54:42 UTC
duuuuuuuuh. EVERYONE knows that, numbnuts. but i will not accept something like that without proof!

well why don't you find somewhere to settle down? there are a ton of empty houses around here, dude! and you could always boil some regular water, if you can find fire.

Reply

dongsaengoppai December 2 2011, 02:34:54 UTC
EVERYONE knows that Korea invents the best pranks!!!
I can always invent fire if I want hot water....

Reply

leavecagealone December 2 2011, 17:15:42 UTC
not EVERYONE! that is a matter of opinion!! geeeeeeeez.

and you can't invent fire either! gosh, you're kind of dense, aren't you? you can MAKE fire. but i'm not sure how...ugh, now i kinda wish i actually watched discovery channel once in a while.

Reply

dongsaengoppai December 2 2011, 22:02:46 UTC
Not true!!!
I invented the concept of fire, so I invented fire.....
The cavemen just copied me.

Reply


Leave a comment

Up