003 ‡ [ VIDEO | re; HONG KONG'S PRANK/ITEM RAIN ] ‡ DISCEDO

[dongsaengoppai]

[ Communicator flicks on and shows a rather distressed Korea, flailing his arms and absolutely sobbing, but nothing but muttered sounds are coming out. He seems particularly distressed this evening, and he's gesturing to his mouth which is absolutely sealed shut. He cannot open it; he cannot make any noise besides muffled noises and suppressed

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[lonelyglub]

wwhat

[dongsaengoppai]

Oh it is you I remember you and your purple
Purple Man!!!
My mouth is glued shut it is a horrible thing!!!

I need help!

[lonelyglub]

my name is not purple man stupid kimchi king

wwhat do you wwant me to do about it?
im on a quest
you can deal wwith your problems

[dongsaengoppai]

Mister Purple Man
I.....

I just want a hug if nothing else....

[lonelyglub]

wwhat
wwhy

[dongsaengoppai]

Because hugs make me feel better.
And you're useless for anything else it seems.

[lonelyglub]

wwoww!!! i am not useless!
just for that i am goin to march into your hivve
hug you
and then promptly punch you in the face
wwhile huggin you
and then tender is the hug
i wwill push you out the wwindoww

[dongsaengoppai]

I will ignore all of that and accept your hugging!!!!
I would really like that actually....
Then I can get your measurements for the clothes I will make!!!

1/2

[lonelyglub]

just tell me wwhere you livve
and i wwill be right ovver!!

[lonelyglub]

TO NOT ONLY EMBRACE YOU BUT TO VVIOLENTLY PUNCH YOU

[dongsaengoppai]

.....
No, Only if you promise for hugs alone....

[lonelyglub]

fine i promise to only embrace you
like a tender lusus and small troll child
embracin

[dongsaengoppai]

You mean it!!?????

[lonelyglub]

i swwear on my guardians dead corpse

[dongsaengoppai]

I'M [enterlocationhere]!!!!!

You should give me all your hugs!!!

because. i can.

[lonelyglub]

be right back

[KNOCKING ON YOUR DOORS]