003 ‡ [ VIDEO | re; HONG KONG'S PRANK/ITEM RAIN ] ‡ DISCEDO

[dongsaengoppai]

[ Communicator flicks on and shows a rather distressed Korea, flailing his arms and absolutely sobbing, but nothing but muttered sounds are coming out. He seems particularly distressed this evening, and he's gesturing to his mouth which is absolutely sealed shut. He cannot open it; he cannot make any noise besides muffled noises and suppressed

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[asideglance]

[Oh... This is kind of sad. He sort of feels bad, except the quiet is nice-- NO WHAT IS HE THINKING, this is... bad. Video for now.]

Ah... Korea-san? What happened?

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[dongsaengoppai]

[ Oh. He's not happy to see you. ]
YOU ARE AN ASS!!!!!!!!!
GET YOUR SHITTY FACE OFF OF THE SCREEN!!!!!!!
NOT A FUNNY JOKE

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[asideglance]

[...He feels like he should have expected this.]

I'm not sure what Korea-san is referring to.

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[dongsaengoppai]

Shut up!!!
My mouth is glued shut and this is your fault because your face is weird!!

[asideglance]

I did not do this!
Why does Korea-san jump to believe it is me, anyway...

[dongsaengoppai]

Because you changed the names of Korean people.....

If it wasn't you, it was Hong Kong....

[asideglance]

...
It was not me.

[dongsaengoppai]

Then it was Hong Kong.....

[ There's a long pause before he texts again. ]

Where are you????

[asideglance]

[Somehow he expected it was Hong Kong. He hadn't exactly been kind to him over the past few days either... But oh that second text is surprising.]

My apartment. Is something needed?

[dongsaengoppai]

I would like to be with you but this is the only time ever.

[asideglance]

Even though you hate me, why do you ask these things?
But I can visit if Korea-san would like.

[dongsaengoppai]

Because despite the fact you are irritating and fat in the face and you tried to take over everything once.....
You're still family and still my brother.

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[asideglance]

[...Oh, things like this actually make him pause and have dokidoki moments. Somehow.]

[asideglance]

Well... where is Korea-san?

[dongsaengoppai]

[ insert location here, idk. it's just on some street. ]

Do not get spoiled with the way I am treating you nicely today!!!

[asideglance]

...

[Yes, he sent that. Anyway he's on his way there, and he'll be there shortly! In a kimono, but no sword or anything.]