4TH WALLEVENT #001 ‡ [ VIDEO ]

[dongsaengoppai]

Aaah, it seems there is a huge increase of people! Anneyonghaseyo!
First thing you should know, I'm not a pervert! Then goes my name: Im Yong Soo, or South Korea the better Korea....
O.K! Next thing to know: Anything Hong Kong says is a lie!
And then: Japan has a weird face, and his chest actually belongs to Korea... regardless of gender!

Aaah, okay!

Comments

[fragrancy]

You got it backwards. Everything I say is true. And your Super Junior needs work.

[dongsaengoppai]

Aahh, what--!? No!
See, you have got to be lying if you say that--!

[hwamei]

Hehe, yeah, you were a little shaky at the chorus...

[dongsaengoppai]

I was not! It was fine! I practiced a lot!

[hwamei]

Noooo, I bet Rain would be really crying at your performance just now! [ no she's just messing with him ]

[dongsaengoppai]

--THAT ISN'T TRUE.

[ SOB YOU'RE GONNA MAKE HIM CRY NOW TOO. ]

[hwamei]

Yes! Korea, I'm going to give it to you straight.

Your dancing is horrible. [ LIES... ]

1/2.

[dongsaengoppai]

S-Sissy, w-why--
Why are you being so harsh and upsetting...
Why have you turned completely into the female antagonist....

[ k-drama music... ]

2/2.

[dongsaengoppai]

I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
YOU HAVE WATCHED TOO MUCH "STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN" WITHOUT BEING CAUTIOUS.

SISSY, WHYYYYYYYYYYYY.

[hwamei]

What!? Shh! Shh shh shh! You're being too loud! And don't start playing k-drama music out of nowhere! They might get the wrong idea, you know!

[dongsaengoppai]

[ crumbles to his knees
buries his face into his hands
k-drama music heightens......
incoherent babbling......... ]

H-How could this happen.. I have failed my duties as the oldest...

[hwamei]

You're not the oldest! [ record scratch ]

[dongsaengoppai]

I---

Yes I am!
I was a pile of soot once----!

[hwamei]

What kind of existence did you have back then!? You're just making this up!

[dongsaengoppai]

It was a traumatic experience that involved putting me in kimchi recipes.
I-I wish not to discuss it so openly.....

[hwamei]

Liar. I'm never believing anything Korea says ever again! [ Huffs! ]