4TH WALLEVENT #001 ‡ [ VIDEO ]

[dongsaengoppai]

Aaah, it seems there is a huge increase of people! Anneyonghaseyo!
First thing you should know, I'm not a pervert! Then goes my name: Im Yong Soo, or South Korea the better Korea....
O.K! Next thing to know: Anything Hong Kong says is a lie!
And then: Japan has a weird face, and his chest actually belongs to Korea... regardless of gender!

Aaah, okay!

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[hwamei]

[ Oh, Super Junior... BUT NO HER BUBBLE TEA

running up to him now ]

AIYAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[ TAIWAN USED TACKLE YEAHHHHHH ]

[dongsaengoppai]

[ WHYYY NOOO AAAHHHH.
S C R E A M S. ]

SISSY-- ach, aaahh-- get off! This isn't appropriate! I think a clip in my hair fell out; you are heavyyyyy!!

[ noooooo get off of him aaaa FLAILING. ]

Whatever you are angry about; it is Japan's fault!!

[hwamei]

[ nooo never getting off. SHAKES HIM!! ]

Everything's always Japan's fault to you! Take it back! Say it's a lie! You don't put kimchi and bubble tea together, dummy!

[dongsaengoppai]

This-- traumatic--- experi---ence! Ach, ---you ---are, I-- don't-- shaken-- like-- antagonist--- female--- lead--who just--- found-- boyfriend-- cheated-- and-- pregnant!!

[ his sentences are chopped up because SHAKING, AHHH. ]

Stop-- no shaking--!

[hwamei]

[ stops!! ]

I don't want to see kimchi and bubble tea in the same cup ever again...

[ Starts tearing up like it's a big deal... ]

[dongsaengoppai]

[ staring up at his sister nonononono don't cry DON'T CRY. ]

Aah, you are hormonal and emotional like the female antagonist as well..
Sissy, I have made it better, yes? Kimchi makes everything better!

[ this is is logic don't try to argue it....... ]

[hwamei]

But bubble tea is supposed to be sweet and the tapioca pearls are sweet but kimchi is spicy so it makes the whole drink spicy and not sweet and...

[ These tears are so legit. ]

[dongsaengoppai]

W-Well, aaaahhh--
Here, no more crying, and I will give you 4Minute's newest album, ne? Or maybe SHINee? I can give you any album you want! No more crying though!

Your crying will make me cry!

[ LUMP OF K-DRAMA. ]

[hwamei]

[ Sniffs. ] ... I like SHINee. [ Awww yeeeeee. ]

[dongsaengoppai]

Aah, me too, I like SHINee; they are all very handsome...[ PAT PAT. ]

but kimchi in bubble tea is a still the best...

[hwamei]

Is not! [ looooooong sniffle ]

I like Minho the most. He's good at rapping [ wipes her tears... ] and he has nice hair.

[dongsaengoppai]

[ WIPES YOUR TEARS TOO. ]

.... He also like kimchi bubble tea.

[hwamei]

[ SLAPS HIS HAND AWAY. ]

No! You're lying! He'd never... I trusted him...!

[dongsaengoppai]

[ SOB SISSY W H Y. ]

H-How do you know for sure--!?

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[fragrancy]

[ Holds up a sign with a '10' on it. ]

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[hwamei]

Do I win a gold medal?