[TWO FICS] Closet + Of Face-Masks and Convenience Stores
Title: Closet
Pairing(s): Changmin/Junsu
Rating: G
Warnings: Storms
Genre: Fluff, General
A/N: Requested by: secretly_kanna FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO REQUESTED: I'm so sorry and i've been a lazy ass and not writing and not motivated at all. I swear i will finished all of the requests. just give me some (A LOT) more time and patience. Terribly sorry guys!
Summary: Changmin hates thunder and Junsu hates rain, they help each other cope through a storm
BOOM.
“ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” Changmin stumbled out of the shower, near blind and with shampoo in his hair, made a mad dash for his closet and jumped in. He must get away from the thunder.
He curled up into a ball and stayed like that, shivering and cold, but away from the thunder.
BOOM.
Changmin whimpered.
It was two minutes later when a wild-eyed Junsu wrenched the door of his sanctuary open and gasped.
“the rain, keep me away from the rain!”
Changmin stared wide-eyed at his hyung before scootching his bare bum over and made room for Junsu who instantly plopped down beside him and curled up into him.
BOOM.
Changmin jumped and shivered, clutching at Junsu almost painfully.
“pleasepleasepleaseplease make it stop, make it stop!”
Junsu reached up and pulled a coat off of the hanger and wrapped it around the younger man while whispering words of comfort but he was cut off by the pitter-patter of the rain and he froze, shaking.
Changmin turned his head around and stared at the shaking form of his hyung and started to whisper the same words of comfort he heard only seconds ago.
“comon hyung, lets sing through this, comon!’
Junsu began singing, wavering at first but growing steady as the rain began to pour in earnest.
“yeah, that’s right. Show the rain what dongbangshinki is made of!” Changmin encouraged.
BOOM.
“AH. NO”
Changmin grabbed Junsu and buried his face in his hyung’s hair.
“listen to me sing, changmin. Ignore the thunder. Yeah, just listen to me” junsu whispered urgently.
He sang, he sang until Changmin’s breathing calmed with and he sang until his eyelids drooped.
Fin.
Title: Of Face-Masks and Convenience Stores
Pairing(s): Yunho/Changmin
Rating: PG
Warnings: pantyhose?
Genre: Crack, General
A/N: Inspired by the complete and utter creepiness of cassiopeia, the boys looking thoroughly sleep-deprived at the aiport, Jaejoong in a convenience store and this photo http://community.livejournal.com/minho_yongwonhi/211077.html?thread=2658693#t2658693 ok so i realize the picture doesn't fit in the timeline but screw that.
Keep in mind this was written at 3:30 in the morning so hopefully the grammar and spelling won't slaughter you.
Summary: -read A/N-
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!”
The couple that was currently trying to suck each others faces off unpeeled and glanced at Jaejoong, who was currently banging his head against the wall muttering ‘must cleanse eyes with acid, must cleanse eyes with acid’, deeming him unworthy of their attention, they went back to face-sucking.
Jaejoong was fed up, Changmin and Yunho had barely been able to keep their hands off of each other on the plane and Changmin nearly pounced on Yunho in the car while the rest of the members were trying to get some goddamned sleep but can’t because of the moans coming from the two. So the three single members had to sit forlornly on their sorry sleep deprived asses for the duration of the car ride from the airport to the apartment
It was worse when they got to the apartment, not only did Yunho and Changmin not make it to their bedroom. They didn’t even make it to the couch, well…..they maneuvered themselves there eventually. Jaejoong, Junsu and Yoochun were forced to eat in their kitchen. They had a very small kitchen.
Jaejoong was really pissed off. As was Yoochun and Junsu. So they head off to Headquarters (aka: the linen closet), got their very intelligent heads together to formulate a plan that would keep the perpetually horny apart.
“what do we know about their relationship?” Jaejoong inquired of his colleagues.
“mufdahhhhdadfhh” Yoochun was drooling on Junsu’s shoulder, barely able to open his eyes as his eyelids decided to imitate a brick. Junsu was drooling in Yoochun’s hair.
“kissing!” Jaejoong practically yelled, having reached an epiphany all by himself. “without kissing, HOMIN IS NO MORE!”
“kay” said Junsu eloquently before letting out a huge snore.
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Jaejoong decided that he must put his plan in action as soon as possible. Even if it meant going down to the convenience store across the street and braving rabid fangirls.
Somehow, Jaejoong ended up standing at the door of their apartment complex, ever so close to turning the handle.
He was STRONG. BRAVE. And a MAN. He could totally do this.
He opened the door a crack, peeked through said crack and was promptly head in the eye with a heart-shaped chocolate.
Damn.
Nevertheless, Jaejoong soon recovered his nerves of steel and put on his poker face and got across the street to the convenience store and as fast as he could, grabbed, two face-masks, super glue, four packets of pantyhose, a lawn chair and an umbrella. Yunho and Changmin broke his when they decided to copulate on the floor of Jaejoong’s bedroom.
While waiting for the cashier, who was fluttering HIS eyelashes at him, to finish scanning his stuff, he could hear the repeated clicking of cellphone cameras and female giggling. Jaejoong briefly wondered if punching a fangirl would be considered assault. He wasn’t able to entertain that idea since the cashier was handing him his bags and ‘OMG! WHY IS HE STROKING MY ARM LIKE THAT?’
Jaejoong, like the totally suave idol he was, shrugged off his arm and sauntered out the store, only to realize it was raining and quickly fished out the umbrella.
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Back at the Dong Bang apartment Homan had just finished some strenuous exercise and was dozing off when Jaejoong barreled through the door pulled Yunho off of Changmin, forced the face masks on him and a petrified changmin and growled
“if I catch you with that off within the next two days, I will super-glue the straps to your ears, gag you both with pantyhose, tie you guys up in a lawn chair with more pantyhose and put both of you on the deck for everyone to see. AND YOU WILL BE NAKED!
Jaejoong had a very happy two days.
Fin.